as a comic i saw earlier today put it:

Elderly Lady: "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I killed a Congressman today..."
Priest: "You come to Confession to talk about your sins, not your social work."

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Geoff Depew - Darth Mephron
Haberdasher to Androids, Dark Lord of Sith Tech Support.
"And Remember! Google is your Friend!!"