"No! No chewing! No chewing, for the love of - oh, hell..."
"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory
FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.
"I do apologise, Mr. Hutchins, Dookie's not usually quite this bad."