LAST EDITED ON Jan-17-15 AT 08:42 PM (EST)
 
Assuming military pageantry is as obsessed with brass bands in SW as it is on our world, you'll be able to find the witches with superhuman hearing fairly easily. Just look for the ones threatening to do something inventive with an ungreased tuba if they keep practicing outside her window at all hours great spirits I need my beauty sleep- *PROTRACTED DOING-OF-VIOLENCE NOISES*

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

"We've talked about this, Sayaka. What did we agree?"
*sigh* "No trying to stuff the marching band in their instruments."