LAST EDITED ON Jan-11-15 AT 06:42 PM (EST)
 
>It's the "strong letter to follow" bit that fills me with morbid
>curiosity

Heh - inspired by this, which, while I doubt its authenticity, is nevertheless a nearly perfect telegram. :)

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