>I'm not sure I could explain the necessary backstory. It's more than
>a bit convoluted, after all, and Gramp loses the thread of things
>pretty easily these days. :/

...Ah. Yeah, that puts the kibosh on the joke, then.

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The most wonderful thing about BBs
Is BBs are wonderful things
Their sides are made out of iron
Their guns are made out of pain
They're crashy smashy bashy flashy fun-fun-fun-fun-fun
But the most wonderful thing about BBs
Is there is more than one
The~re is more than one!