"Foreign people might wonder why the excellent delicacy
is called 'fish cock' and, well, it's a wonder for us too, since
this food originally comes from Savo, a remote
location in the middle of Finland known for inbreeding
and incapacity to form sentences that mean anything."
Stoke Mandeville, Esq & The Victorian Ballsmiths
"Nobody Want Verdigris-Covered Balls!"