>
>I recently read a story online in which the main character is
>transported to a fantasy realm, and accidentally brings life to her
>loofah.
>
>Lulu the Loofah thinks exfoliation is something that doesn't have to
>stop when she runs out of dead skin.
>
>I would fear a mayhem-oriented doll wielding a toothbrush.
>

This sounds like a semi-humorous SCP concept, which leads to an odd sort of horror.

	-={(Astynax)}=- "Like the teddy bear that wants to make itself some friends, using absolutely any materials nearby, preferably recently living ones."