>The one I'm wondering about is Fat Hermann

Brunnhilde "Go-Go" Göring is the fattest, raunchiest drag queen in the Neukarlsland scene... and a former fighter pilot, having been a contemporary of Rittmeister von Hammer during the First Neuroi War, though not one with an especially distinguished record. Fritzchen was oft overheard expressing his amazement that Göring's planes ever managed to get off the damned ground.

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.