Well, I suppose that's a bit more workable than, "I got married in the five minutes since I vanished. And I helped win a war. Time travel, you know how that works. Anyway! This is Remilia..."(Gryphon probably has a full set of the So You... series, and it's likely that his kids have read them all, because they wanted a book to read, and the weather wasn't cooperating with going to the library.)
Peter Eng
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