>Well, I suppose that's a bit more workable than, "I got married in the
>five minutes since I vanished. And I helped win a war. Time travel,
>you know how that works. Anyway! This is Remilia..."
>
>(Gryphon probably has a full set of the So You... series, and
>it's likely that his kids have read them all, because they wanted a
>book to read, and the weather wasn't cooperating with going to the
>library.)
>
>Peter Eng
>--
>Insert humorous comment here.

Well one would expect, but d'ye really think they'd have "So you came home to find your parent took a time trip and came home with a new spouse"?