Not sure why, but I just had the image of Remi and Gryph having this exchange from Red Dwarf by the side of the road before Shirley showed up...

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

"Meiling, Hell is an eternity locked in a room with your friends." "Yeah, but Sakuya, you grew up round here. All your mates were French."