>> "These things are irrelevant!"). :)
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>owie... owie.... OWIE... that was my NOSE, CON FOUND IT~!~~~~~
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>*which, to be honest is followed by falling down laughing*

You know that this is one of those places online you should just assume has a blanket Coffee and Cats warning.

(As in: Swallow and put down your coffee then shoo the cat off your lap before you need to get stitches.)