>>"♪ Self-defense, sweet self-defense..."
>
>My brain maps that as the start of a filk set to Danke Schoen.
>Not sure if that's intended, though now I kinda want such a thing to
>exist.

It... might have been meant to be? I'm not sure. Rally sings it while preparing to gun down some random home invaders in one issue of Gunsmith Cats, but I don't recall there being any mention of what the tune was supposed to be.

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