You could retrobrite it, if you dared take it apart. And I'm sure someone on then intertubes knows how to do that.That aside, 10/10 post. Right up there with 'Urbie LAM' and 'Googly Eyes in Overwatch' for the best April Fools jokes.
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Lime2K
The One True Evil Overlord
not me though, your post is the first time i'd ever seen one of 'em