The usual Haachama crimes against humanity, in Hologra

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https://youtu.be/JBTYZTf_DCQ?si=LuccTCXv6h1OS-Qb

Justice bullies the brit, as depicted by H. And Mr. H

Raora's atrocious typing

Doki ended up playing third wheel in a gamer date on a game of Apex and the listening experience was brutal.

>Doki ended up playing third wheel in a gamer date on a game of Apex
>and the listening experience was brutal.

I was there. The vibe in chat was... amazing. (Also, shout-out to Doki's new model's rigger. It slightly blows my mind that she can even make that face. :)

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>I was there. The vibe in chat was... amazing.

I kept waiting for the punchline where one or the other realized Doki was streaming the whole thing and died from embarrassment.

>(Also, shout-out to
>Doki's new model's rigger. It slightly blows my mind that she can
>even make that face. :)

I think that was 90% of the clip, just watching Doki's reaction to what she was hearing.

>(Also, shout-out to Doki's new model's rigger. It slightly blows my mind that >she can even make that face. :)

I'm impressed/terrified that the software can read her face well enough to apply that big an expression.

Also, the absolute agony for those two if/when they find out they were on stream . . .

"This is probably a stupid question, but . . ."

Doki talking about it after the fact, feeling bad for the poor guy (but still laughing)

Watame did nothing wrong by checking her socials while on break

Kro~nya

>Kro~nya

...

She's never beating the allegations.

At this point, they're not allegations, they're proven facts.

"This is probably a stupid question, but . . ."

Doki/Mint - No Matter What

Calli's night routine

Anya is holoJP

Some OkaWatame teetee

I caused a moment of silliness.

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Mint talks about why she has somehow escaped gacha hell

Holomems being sad about their final collab with Aqua

>Mint talks about why she has somehow escaped gacha hell

>Holomems being sad about their final collab with Aqua

Amusingly, I still have the Aqua sub unit from the time Hololive and Azur Lane did their collab event all the way back in 2019. For those curious, the other holomems who appeared in the collab were Fubuki, Mio, Ayame, Shion, Matsuri, and Sora.

When Mocopi Goes Wrong, Doog Edition

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Bae put together a rage compilation of her playthrough of Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice. Or, as one cheeky commentator put it:

Brats : I need Bae rage compilation but there's no one doing it

Bae : FINE, I'LL DO IT MYSELF

Kiara asks Mint, "Why are you gay?"

Today's random animation is from H and Mr. H and involves our favorite angry fox welcoming a viewer's sister.

Bonus: Tenma casually admits to being "forever 19."

Watame did nothing wrong by swapping horns with Fauna

Nerissa loves women (kanauru)

Nerissa finally got bonked for her family

>Nerissa finally got bonked for her family

As most of the comments are noting, it's pretty amazing that the management managed to miss her family's appearances for this long. After all, two of her most-viewed streams were Mamarissa's debut and Christmas karaoke with Aradia.

The only thing that makes sense is that EN management didn't think anything of it and no one checked with JP management, who wasn't watching her streams.

I suspect it was a minor bonking and just a ‘please stop until our lawyers can get some papers and things out to you for you all to sign’ and maybe a small lecture about protocol. Cover isn’t the type to actually *punish* unless you’ve done Something Actually Bad like when Vesper did that whatever it was when he “lost his temper”.

Not like a certain black rainbow that’ll shadow suspend for not kissing their ass sloppily enough.

>The only thing that makes sense is that EN management didn't think
>anything of it and no one checked with JP management, who wasn't
>watching her streams.

The sheer number of first-replies-to-comments to the tune of, "You are aware that the people who work in the head office are busy making the company function, right, and not sitting around consuming the product?"

smgdh, as I believe the young persons

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>Nerissa finally got bonked >for her family>

Clarification from Nerissa on YouTube posts:

“Hiya~ I saw some of you were getting worried about me regarding the story I told recently about my family streams. Just wanna clarify, my manager and lots of management did know, I did ask and wasn't actually in any sort of trouble as I followed the protocol given by them before my family ever appeared✌️ it was just a funny miscommunication with another branch of management, so thought it'd give you all a laugh, but for those worried the situation was genuinely very chill and silly on all sides, we had a good laugh 💙”

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ERB random voice call collab with Polka having fun voice acting

When I read that I thought there was an Epic Rap Battle happening between Polka and someone. :3

HAACHAMA's power level is too high even for Shiori

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Gura's backstory

Calli's backstory

edit: I guess actually these versions should've gone into the Enigmatic thread, oh well

>Gura's backstory

So Gura's backstory is she escaped Atlantis in order to avoid responsibility. Yeah, that sounds about right.

>Calli's backstory

And Calli's backstory is "creating positive emotions is better than harvesting negative ones," ala Monsters, Inc. Nice, but how does that lead to "Become a Rap God"?

Today's video: Why you don't hire Dokibird to fix heavy machinery. Especially if all she can say when turning it on is "Trust me."

>Today's video: Why you don't hire Dokibird to fix heavy machinery.
>Especially if all she can say when turning it on is "Trust me."

"Trust me. I know what I'm doing."

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Mint finds out her chat needs education about how to be a fan at concerts

Shigure Ui, uh, sniffing her fanart to guess who drew it

Biboo is smol and smackable

Biboo trying to be sexy(?)

I hate that I understand all of Shiori's gamer slang

Watame did nothing wrong cheering for you

Biboo in hologra. Kira kira~

Randon the Orc reviews Tenma's HR complaints and it goes...poorly.

For those who don't recognize Randon's voice, he previously held a therapy session for a certain Guardian of Time...

>For those who don't recognize Randon's voice, he
>previously held a therapy session for a certain Guardian of Time...

I think he more received a need for therapy than gave therapy in that session.

Apologies for being pedantic, but Kronii's title is "Warden of Time. Though "Guardian of Time" could be the offspring of the ever-popular KronMei ship.

"This is probably a stupid question, but . . ."

Watame did nothing wrong drawing Fauna

This week on Hologra, Nerissa and her amazing...ly dangerous singing voice.

AZKi wwants to size your land

Matara is going to go to jail for financial crimes

Mint confirms that I am decrepit

Marine talking about an offline meetup with Aqua

Ame was a trendsetter

Doki has ADHD

Michi finds out about American sales tax

Cecilia being cute in JP

Kronii being even cuter in JP (you can really see the progression since debut)

Biboo finds it easier to shop in Japan

Fauna destroyed

Matara had to practice saying a name