>I remember the most pointless stuff.

I know the feeling - I'm a fountain of useless information. I guess I was born to it - one of the Anagrams that I got from my full name (courtesy of the Anagram Genius Server) was "He's a lame jargon museum."

Bonus points to anyone who can reverse engineer my last name :)

Offsides

I have looked into the abyss, and the abyss looked also back into me.
Neither of us liked what we saw.
EPU RCW #π
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