>I have a wonderful little book, a dictionary of French profanity and
>obscenity. I need to dig it out and translate this passage properly.
>Especially since it seems like someone has done it for the Russian and
>the German already...

Babelfish is faintly amusing:

"Here Xerxes. The heart of the engine is interdict to any intruder
having been generated by the Well. Our service of security gets under
way for better breaking you the pipe, species of wire of whore of
calisse of shit of host of enculor. We ask you to excuse any
disadvantage."