LAST EDITED ON Feb-23-16 AT 01:15 AM (EST)
 
>I've always wondered about what the line "She's going for no splash!"
>is a reference to...

I don't remember the precise context now, whether it was a This Is SportsCenter ad or just what, but it's a reference to a joke Truss and I saw on TV one time, featuring a mashup of platform diving (in which one of the scoring criteria is how small a splash the competitor makes) and sumo wrestling.

"He's going for no splash..."

"In his dreams, Bob!"

--G.
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