>Here's a question: if you were an action figure, what special feature
>would YOU have? I'd have to have kung-fu grip. Kung-fu grip rules
>the world.

An extendable tongue-lash like Toad in the X-Men movie. (I had someone at the Helldesk where I work - I'm somewhere between 2nd and 3rd level support - tell another person, "God forgives. Geoff does not.") To represent the fact that I can, in fact, flay someone with just words if need be.

Hm. And dual-arm over-head throwing action. Put another action figure on my hands when the arms are above the head, pull the trigger, and throw. (that's more a fantasy about some of the Helldeskers, me, and a set of staircases...)

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Geoff Depew - Mephron
"I think I sprained my anterior lobe just thinking about it."