>"STOP RIGHT THERE! How dare you take that direct, probing question
>and provide a straightforward answer! I am Sailor Vorlon! I fight
>for love! I fight for vagueness! On behalf of the hyena in the
>bathtub, I shall cloud responses and triumph over obviousness -- AND
>THAT MEANS YOU!"
>
>"...Holy crap, Serena, that was the most screwed-up thing I've ever
>heard you say."
>
>(Anti-dub purists are hereby invited to bite me.)

Are you kidding? That's the best dub speech I've ever seen. The folks at Cloverway ought to hire you to do their mistranslating. At least then it would be surreal, and not merely kiddified.