>"STOP RIGHT THERE! How dare you take that direct, probing question
>and provide a straightforward answer! I am Sailor Vorlon! I fight
>for love! I fight for vagueness! On behalf of the hyena in the
>bathtub, I shall cloud responses and triumph over obviousness -- AND
>THAT MEANS YOU!"

ARRRHG! you just caused flashbacks to a (very bad) Sailormoon/B5 crossover fic I read long ago. Sailor Vorlon, Sailor Narn, Sailor Mimbar, a mortified Ivonava as Sailor Babylon (she was DAMN glad for that disguise feild), and Tuxedo Mike (Garibaldi) *slams head against wall trying to drive out the images of G'kar undergoing a Starlight-esque transformation*

Although Mercury freaking out on seeing a Pakmara(sp? the carrion eaters) and mistaking it for Cuthulu (she'd read Poe's novels) was amusing.