LAST EDITED ON 06-24-03 AT 10:31 AM (EDT)
 
On the Skrull homeworld in a secret laboratory
They modified a chromosome and so begins the story
Of a Skrull whose nearly impossible chore
Is to battle and defeat the Fantastic Four
He's Super-Skrull, incredible
He's as geechy as Nietzsche and that's no bull

Though to us he seems preposterous
It's really not for us to just
Pass a rash judgment on the Super-Skrull
'Cause his left arm can stretch like it's made out of plastic
It's as elastic as Mr. Fantastic
His right arm's got orange rocks for skin
From the shoulder down he's as strong as big Ben Grimm

He can turn one leg invisible
Which really isn't all that practical
Unless you're extremely gullible
You won't get fooled by Super-Skrull
His other leg is flammable
(The same thing as inflammable)
He crossed his legs and then he learned
His invisible leg could still get burned
Though his appearance is comical
And raises many questions anatomical
His features aren't as malleable
As the features of his fellow Skrull

From his hat down to his shoes
He wears unstable molecules
He's endorsing RC Cola
Cruising chicks with Arnim Zola
He's not even possible
But what the hell, he's Super-Skrull
He can't tie his shoes without an oven mitt
And he has a hard time finding shirts that fit

Painfully implausible
Technically impossible
Socks? He's got a closet full
His favorite band is Jethro Tull
He's not just any ordinary Skrull, he's
Super-Skrull!
- Ookla the Mok
"Theme from Super-Skrull"
Super Secret

> - Ookla the Mok
>"Theme from Super-Skrull"
>Super Secret

I'm not sure which is more odd, that song or that I know who Ookla the Mok is, what he looked like and the source material. 8P

I thought that the Super-Skrull could manifest all of the FF's powers over his entire body. Or maybe that was a later development.

>I thought that the Super-Skrull could manifest all of the FF's powers
>over his entire body. Or maybe that was a later development.

Oh, he can. The band's just making fun of the original cover illustration from his first appearance, in which he's shown as described in the song.

--G.
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