I know a lively fellow
Who is really quite unique
He's small and smart and yellow
With a rodent-like physique
He doesn't play the cello
And he never deigns to speak
He's the Strong Bad's Leporello
And they just call him The SneakIf you've got a caper then you know who to call
It's The Sneak, it's The Sneak
Who's that dapper swindler out of Tammany Hall?
O-mel-o-de-o-doe, it's The Sneak
That charming little whatsit who's the Strong Mad's greatest pal
It's The Sneak, It's The Sneak
Who did the hully-gully on the Panama Canal?
Do wacka do wacka do, it's The Sneak
Who's the jaunty jackanapes with moxie and pizzazz?
It's The Sneak, It's The Sneak
Who's been drinking bootleg hooch and listening to the jazz?
O-mel-o-de-o-doe, it's The Sneak
Who captures all the clever girls' affections?
Who made off with my Fluffy Puff confections?
He's dastardly
He loves catastrophe
His schemes are masterly
Takes tea at half-past three
That sneaky Sneak is sneakin' all over town
Who dropped the Homestar Runner from his flying machine?
Is it The Sneak? It's The Sneak!
Who put a Bengal tiger in the Kaiser's latrine?
It's The Sneak
You know it's The Sneak
The sneakity Sneak all day long
- Da Vinci's Notebook
"The Ballad of The Sneak"
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