Hey, hey, what's wrong with TECO? I still remember my first program:
ER%#@!$(DO)EV'S~_+F:!&#MD|><:-)

Okay, I got sidetracked by starting to write my own fanfic, but I decided to finish up my program to a somewhat usable state. There still needs to be some work (especially in the older stories), and some things will require human intervention (the naval prize table in Gunboat Diplomacy, for example).

That said, I'm looking at an ePub copy of Project Phoenix on my Nook now, and it looks great with no manual code editing. Sure, I could have fixed up the titles a bit, but that's just nitpicking.

Anyway, if you want to play around with it and make your own ebooks, I uploaded it here:
https://github.com/labster/epu2html

I look forward to the inevitable bug reports.