LAST EDITED ON Mar-09-14 AT 07:00 PM (EDT)
 
>Anyway. There's a whole RPG out there that is purely about hunting
>down gods and murdering them in their stupid divine faces?

And it's free to download!

One of my favorite characters was a goblin (he didn't spend much time as one, but that's not the story). I would, after every battle that we killed stuff, cook it up and eat it. One thing when this was a Dire Bear or something, but the vampire lord raised everyone's eyebrows. So, one of the other characters in the game swore a blood oath to kill the God of his people (long story). I spent the rest of the game (while we were tracking down said God to fuck his day up) asking the priests and cooks in every town we came across what herbs and spices would make a God taste extra yummy.

>Hell. Yes.

The elevator pitch for Mythender is "So, have you ever wanted to stab Thor in his face?"

>New favorite person.

Hey, I didn't write the thing. But the guy who did is one of the better humans I know.

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-Pasha
"Don't change the subject"
"Too slow, already did."