>(I doubt playing Scrabble counts as overstepping one's bounds - unless
>maybe you're proposing a round of Lying Bastard Scrabble, a variant
>that will appear in the Symphony in which anything can be a
>word if you can lie about what it's supposed to mean with a straight
>face.)
I saw that played on Red Dwarf... the Cat asserted that something sounding like 'mqwhebdhi' was a cat word used only when their 'wedding tackle' was caught in a door.
And he apparently maintained total calm while saying it (I'm sure it would have turned up in 'Smeg-Ups' or 'SmegOuts' (two entire tapes of outtakes, for those who don't follow the show)
"my name is drowgehirnaziz der rotte. conjure with it and I shall eat your spleen"
"conjure with it? I can't even say it!" I lied
with respects to Kevin Knight's The Dying of Ember