>I find myself reminded of this old fantasy classic:
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>https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/264765.Grunts
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>I think I even have a copy of that first edition around here
>somewhere....

You're not the only one. And I know where mine is. Not that I've read it in the last decade or so, but I know I saw it on the shelves recently.

dbrandon
"pass me another elf-- this one's split."