The problem is simple.... Write it and self-publish it. Granted, it's not THAT simple, but you have the background and sure as hell the imagination to be a writer.

Look around and see what others are doing. POD (Publish on Demand)is coming into its own, and audiobooks are becoming an important part of the writer's box of tools.

And considering the horror stories I've been hearing about the Big Five publishing, you'd be better off doing it yourself.....

Craig