>>>::sniff:: but... but... I don't know HOW to be nifty! ::sob::
>>
>>While I, on the other hand, don't have to be nifty. I can cook. Full
>>speed ahead, don't spare the heavy cream. And the best way to
>>someone's heart is *always* through their stomachs....
>
>Or at least, the best way to stop someone's heart is through
>their stomachs, especially with heavy cream involved.

Oh c'mon now. We both know that the two ounces of reduced cream sauce on your plate isn't any worse for you than anything else. Ya just can't get stupid about it. I mean hell, too much of anything'll kill ya. Even water.

-Michael
Napalm. It sticks to ignorance.