Lord give me strength, I nearly lost it from that. Now I'm going to have that Red Robin line stuck in my head for a few days. Well worth it! Brilliant.

YOU nearly lost it?

I'm in Seattle. Guess where I went for dinner n Friday night?

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>YOU nearly lost it?
>
>I'm in Seattle. Guess where I went for dinner n Friday night?
>

There are a few of them by me, but I havent gone for the longest time...

BWAHAHAHA!

Say, Gryph, if Tim went Red Robin, does that suggest that a certain homicidal test-tube brat may be added to the UFverse soon?

While I can understand sticking to the current status quo, you have to admit his dialogue is a lot of fun to write.

>Say, Gryph, if Tim went Red Robin, does that suggest that a certain
>homicidal test-tube brat may be added to the UFverse soon?

Over my rotting corpse. I hate that little pigfucker.

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*blinkblink*

...you really *must*, as that's the most vehement I've ever heard you.

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>
>*blinkblink*
>
>...you really *must*, as that's the most vehement I've ever heard you.

I'm having a day like that letter Hunter S. Thompson wrote to the people who were producing the Rum Diary movie, which was at the time in Development Hell (it finally came out last year, long after Thompson's death, 13 years after the novel's publication, 50 years after it was written). The one in which he describes the process as a "waterhead fuckaround". That's sort of what I think about almost everything* they've done in the Batman franchise since Whatever The Fuck The Most Recent Last-Crisis-Ever Was Called. It particularly irks me that they kept the little fucksack when the Great Upfuck gave them the perfect excuse to pretend he never existed.**

I guess I simply do not see the value in having a Robin who is actually evil while in office. At least Jason Todd wasn't evil when he was Robin. Kind of a cock, yes, Jason was always that, but not an actual, knife-carrying, murder-oriented Obvious Villain. It's like Clark Kent shacking up with Lex Luthor's secretary.

Boy, I guess I've kind of ruined the tone, huh? Please go back to Post Zero and enjoy the jokes again now.

--G.
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** like they seem to be doing with Spoiler Batgirl - you may perceive a pattern
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>Whatever The Fuck The Most Recent Last-Crisis-Ever Was Called. It
>particularly irks me that they kept the little fucksack when
>the Great Upfuck gave them the perfect excuse to pretend he never
>existed.**

Not only that, but they kept his lame ass and got rid of what I, personally, think was the best thing to happen to the bat books since Killing Joke (the intrepid and utterly badass Ms. Cain as Batgirl)

To get back on the original thread, however, the deadpan "I know" was fantastic, and the "You apparently have a chance" thing was brilliant.

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>>Whatever The Fuck The Most Recent Last-Crisis-Ever Was Called. It
>>particularly irks me that they kept the little fucksack when
>>the Great Upfuck gave them the perfect excuse to pretend he never
>>existed.**
>
>Not only that, but they kept his lame ass and got rid of what I,
>personally, think was the best thing to happen to the bat books since
>Killing Joke (the intrepid and utterly badass Ms. Cain as Batgirl)

Indeed, I have a great love for Cassie, though she doesn't necessarily have to be Batgirl to receive it. They had already kind of screwed that gig in the ear for her before Evil Lad came along anyway.

Sometimes I feel like UF is a no-kill shelter for characters the professionals have failed...

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You and Chris Dee's "Cat-Tales." At least for the Batman Family.

Ebony the Black Dragon

"Life is like an anole. Sometimes it's green. Sometimes it's brown. But it's always a small Caribbean lizard."

>* exception: Spoiler Batgirl
>** like they seem to be doing with Spoiler Batgirl - you may perceive
>a pattern

I really miss Steph. In my mind, NuDC is Earth-Whatever, and Steph is still swinging around Gotham, kicking people in the face, making jokes with Babs over the radio and failing to remember her inside voice.

Matrix Dragon, J. Random Nutter

>I really miss Steph. In my mind, NuDC is Earth-Whatever, and Steph is
>still swinging around Gotham, kicking people in the face, making jokes
>with Babs over the radio and failing to remember her inside voice.

You know...

Wait right there a few minutes, I'll be right back.

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>Steph is
>still swinging around Gotham, kicking people in the face, making jokes
>with Babs over the radio and failing to remember her inside voice.

"This is the city: New Gotham, Kane's World. Sixteen million sapient beings crammed into a few square miles of concrete and steel. The majority of them are just trying to get through another night without getting stabbed. Most nights, I help a few of them out with that. I carry a ba - "

"Miss Stephanie, to whom are you speaking?"

"Alfred! Shh! Narration happening here."

"Ah. I do beg your pardon. Perhaps you might not leave your comm system in voice-activated mode."

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>"Are we on VOX?!"

*GUH-SNRK!* ... Glad I wasn't drinking anything...

Thanks, Gryph. Now I got a mental image of James Lovell's face photoshopped over Steph's going, "Are we on VOX?!"

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>Thanks, Gryph. Now I got a mental image of James Lovell's face
>photoshopped over Steph's going, "Are we on VOX?!"

It's not my fault you did it backward...

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>It's not my fault you did it backward...

It's because my mind's gone. Been that way as long as I can remember. Hell, people often ask me if I'm drunk when I haven't touch a drink in months.

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I've seen some bits with him that indicated he was being written as less evil and more arrogant, but it's your ballpark, Gryph.

>I've seen some bits with him that indicated he was being written as
>less evil and more arrogant, but it's your ballpark, Gryph.

Well, see, there's the thing. There may well be bits out there that do so indicate. I do not, a priori, disbelieve such a possibility. It's just that they're not the bits I've seen*, and under the circumstances, why would I go seek out more of his appearances in a bid to achieve greater understanding? That's like trying to achieve insight into the effectiveness of anesthesia by volunteering for some dental work without it. :)

--G.
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My only motivation is that my lack of faith in the current DC editorial regime means that I have a fairly long list of candidates for the UF Shelter. Damian is simply the most annoying.

(Others include Jaime Reyes, his ENTIRE supporting cast, Static, Bart Allen... actually, now that I think of it, pretty every single DC character below legal age, whether they have powers or not. Including Billy Batson.)

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>(Others include Jaime Reyes, his ENTIRE supporting cast

Heh, Geoff* and I have wanted to do something with Jaime and the gang for years now. We just haven't found precisely the right slot for the module yet.

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I would heartily approve of The Adventures of Jaime and Paco.

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"Life is like an anole. Sometimes it's green. Sometimes it's brown. But it's always a small Caribbean lizard."

>I would heartily approve of The Adventures of Jaime and Paco.

And Brenda. Let's face it, those guys are lost without Brenda.

I think I may love Brenda more than anyone else in that cast. I mean, the issue where she teams up with Lonar of the New Gods? Tellin' you.

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OK, when I saw the name "Jaime Reyes", I originally thought of the first Deus Ex game...but now I'm thinking that's probably not the case. Someone clue me in?

>OK, when I saw the name "Jaime Reyes", I originally thought of the
>first Deus Ex game...but now I'm thinking that's probably not the
>case. Someone clue me in?

Jaime Reyes is the current Blue Beetle in the DCU. Wikipedia has a good summary of his history.

Peter Eng
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Thank you. Going to edify myself now.

I know better than to offer suggestions. :)

(I have some, of course, but I know better... )

>>(Others include Jaime Reyes, his ENTIRE supporting cast
>
>Heh, Geoff* and I have wanted to do something with Jaime and the gang
>for years now. We just haven't found precisely the right slot for the
>module yet.
>
>* Depew, not... that other guy.

Back when I was employed, I said to Gryph that I thought he'd love Blue Beetle, even though Guy Gardner showed up (and also that he'd actually like Guy's appearance). I decided that I would prove this and bought him the first three trades, sending it to him in Maine.

This is why we need to find a slot for that bunch. I keep thinking - like DC did - we should have him join the Titans, if only because:

a) they get the whole 'and now my life is weird' thing

and

b) most of them would be fairly chill with Paco and Brenda hanging out too, because they probably would get roped into Lex and Querl's Rebuilding This Stuff Days and maybe those two would come out of the garage a little more.

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>b) most of them would be fairly chill with Paco and Brenda hanging out
>too, because they probably would get roped into Lex and Querl's
>Rebuilding This Stuff Days and maybe those two would come out of the
>garage a little more.

Also, Brenda would actually call them Pinky and the Brain.

--G.
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>one is a genius, the other's insane

I can only assume they take turns.

>
>>one is a genius, the other's insane
>
>I can only assume they take turns.

As was pointed out to me when the original cartoon appeared many years ago, one being a genius and the other being insane does not technically preclude the vice-versa also being true. :)

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>>
>>>one is a genius, the other's insane
>>
>>I can only assume they take turns.
>
>As was pointed out to me when the original cartoon appeared many years
>ago, one being a genius and the other being insane does not
>technically preclude the vice-versa also being true. :)

"The frequency needs to be an exact integral multiple of the cosine, or it'll go all wibby wobbly, nope won't work, not scary at all, POIT!" - Second best pinky line ever.

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Well, I'm very much in agreement with you. Brat is annoying, and should have never been created, (or at least, should have been very different from the $#!+ they gave us), but Spoiler Batgirl was quite cool. Mind you, I also liked her as just Spoiler, or as Robin - but that's partly because my mind went to an interesting 'Batgirl and Robin' place when she was in the stop-light suit.

�They planned their campaigns just as you might make a splendid piece of harness. It looks very well; and answers very well; until it gets broken; and then you are done for. Now I made my campaigns of ropes. If anything went wrong, I tied a knot; and went on.�
-- Arthur Wellesley, First Duke of Wellington

>Well, I'm very much in agreement with you. Brat is annoying, and
>should have never been created, (or at least, should have been very
>different from the $#!+ they gave us), but Spoiler Batgirl was quite
>cool.

She's the only tech superhero I can think of off the top of my head who builds comic timing into her equipment. That's worth about 40 points right there.

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>"My suit doesn't do friction. How did you - " "Magnarangs."
><ZRRKKT> "Actually electro-magnarangs." <BLORP> "OK, you got me -
>technically electro-magna-gooperangs."

Or her fight against Livewire.

"You're fast, but you're not faster than LIGHTNIIIiiiinnnnng..... Guess the suit there is insulated, huh?
"Apparently. Every night's a new adventure, you know?"

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>Remembering the occasion well, Cassie nodded sagely.
>
>"They see us rollin'," she said, "they hatin'."
>
>The other Titans paused; even Wally leaned around the corner of the
>shower, his hair dripping, to stare at her.
>
>"... What," she said.
>

I'm afraid of what it says about my brain that my mental image was Weird Al on his lawnmower.

Brian

>
>>Remembering the occasion well, Cassie nodded sagely.
>>
>>"They see us rollin'," she said, "they hatin'."
>
>I'm afraid of what it says about my brain that my mental image was
>Weird Al on his lawnmower.

To be fair, that's how I first encountered the song as well. But let's be honest: Cassandra Cain? Not white; not nerdy. :)

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>>
>>>Remembering the occasion well, Cassie nodded sagely.
>>>
>>>"They see us rollin'," she said, "they hatin'."
>>
>>I'm afraid of what it says about my brain that my mental image was
>>Weird Al on his lawnmower.
>
>To be fair, that's how I first encountered the song as well. But
>let's be honest: Cassandra Cain? Not white; not nerdy. :)

There's a 'mowing the lawn' joke to be made somewhere in there...

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Terry Waite's allotment has nothing on Ms. Cain.

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Oh, just Google him

>Terry Waite's allotment has nothing on Ms. Cain.
*SNIP!*
>Oh, just Google him

Source Material Ferret is go!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Terry%20Waite%27s%20allotment&defid=973052

Potential squick factor on this one, boys and girls. Your mileage may vary.

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>>Terry Waite's allotment has nothing on Ms. Cain.
>*SNIP!*
>>Oh, just Google him
>
>Source Material Ferret is go!

You know, I didn't intend to imply that you had to do this every time someone makes a reference. That shit's gonna get tedious, is all I'm saying. :)

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>Lu Durgo put her head in at the door. "Chief, that vampire girl is
>here to see you. Says it's urgent. Hey, Tim."

So, does this mean we may finally see something more of Saya?
Or have you added another vampire girl to the cast, and just not gotten around to posting stories about her yet?

There will be more of Saya.

I just need to work some stuff out.

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>>Lu Durgo put her head in at the door. "Chief, that vampire girl is
>>here to see you. Says it's urgent. Hey, Tim."
>
>So, does this mean we may finally see something more of Saya?
>Or have you added another vampire girl to the cast, and just
>not gotten around to posting stories about her yet?

While it is entirely conceivable that the IPO has more than one female vampire on staff, odds are Lu is in fact referring to Saya and not, say, Mina Murray, or Josie Maran from the "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" video.

--G.
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