While digging around on an old hard drive looking for something else today, I ran across the after-action report I submitted to the GM on behalf of an old RPG character I used to play sometimes, long ago. His name was Joe Drake, and he was the night clerk at a convenience store in Transylvania. The report takes the form of... well, a form, filled in for the store manager's files, in which Joe explains why he didn't show up for his scheduled shift.

That game was just as wacky as it reads like it must've been, I assure you.

--G.
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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.

ribs hurt from laughing

totally worth it

Peter Eng
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At least the manager was a good sport about it. Signed off on it and everything!

—-Philip

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>At least the manager was a good sport about it. Signed off on it and
>everything!

Marcel is not native to the area, but he's lived there long enough to know that this shit just happens sometimes in Joachimstädt. (Particularly to Joe, who is the reluctant heir to the Dracul—not Dracula, very important, don't even get him started—dynasty.)

--G.
today, of course, I would have lobbied for this game to be set in northwestern Transbelvia
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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.

I made it to the bit with the telekinetic gorgon before I started really giggling.

Matrix Dragon, J. Random Nutter

That is hilarious.