#0, How Devlin met the Underground...
Posted by Blob on Oct-08-01 at 08:27 AM
Devlin is selling snaks at a not-so-good-visited baseballgame. Suddenly he goes up to a bunch of guys and talks to themDevlin: Are you the Earth's Telepath's Front?
Guy#1: What!? The Earth's Telepath's Front!? Pah! We're the Telepath's Front of Earth!
Guy#2: Really? I allways thought we were the Popular Telepath's Front.
Guy#3: No. The Populars sit over there. *Points at two old men.*
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And the winner is... THE HYPNOTOAD! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
#1, RE: How Devlin met the Underground...
Posted by Spornoc on Oct-08-01 at 08:45 AM
In response to message #0
>Devlin is selling snaks at a not-so-good-visited baseballgame.
>Suddenly he goes up to a bunch of guys and talks to them
>Devlin: Are you the Earth's Telepath's Front?
>Guy#1: What!? The Earth's Telepath's Front!? Pah! We're the Telepath's
>Front of Earth!
>Guy#2: Really? I allways thought we were the Popular Telepath's Front.
>Guy#3: No. The Populars sit over there. *Points at two old men.* <head in hands shaking>
This is wrong. I know it is, there is no denying it.
<looks up, you can see the smile>
still funny though
#2, RE: How Devlin met the Underground...
Posted by Sinapus on Oct-08-01 at 10:52 AM
In response to message #1
>>Devlin is selling snaks at a not-so-good-visited baseballgame.
>>Suddenly he goes up to a bunch of guys and talks to them
>>Devlin: Are you the Earth's Telepath's Front?
>>Guy#1: What!? The Earth's Telepath's Front!? Pah! We're the Telepath's
>>Front of Earth!
>>Guy#2: Really? I allways thought we were the Popular Telepath's Front.
>>Guy#3: No. The Populars sit over there. *Points at two old men.*
>
><head in hands shaking>
>This is wrong. I know it is, there is no denying it.
><looks up, you can see the smile>
>
>still funny though "In order to join us you have to REALLY hate the Psi Corps."
"I do!"
"Oh? How much?"
"A LOT!"
"Okay, you're in."
Patrick Chester
"...could you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?"
#3, RE: How Devlin met the Underground...
Posted by zojojojo on Oct-08-01 at 02:16 PM
In response to message #2
>>>Devlin is selling snaks at a not-so-good-visited baseballgame.
>>>Suddenly he goes up to a bunch of guys and talks to them
>>>Devlin: Are you the Earth's Telepath's Front?
>>>Guy#1: What!? The Earth's Telepath's Front!? Pah! We're the Telepath's
>>>Front of Earth!
>>>Guy#2: Really? I allways thought we were the Popular Telepath's Front.
>>>Guy#3: No. The Populars sit over there. *Points at two old men.*
>>
>><head in hands shaking>
>>This is wrong. I know it is, there is no denying it.
>><looks up, you can see the smile>
>>
>>still funny though
>
>"In order to join us you have to REALLY hate the Psi Corps."
>"I do!"
>"Oh? How much?"
>"A LOT!"
>"Okay, you're in." Leader: To prove yourself, you have to write 'Psi Corps go home' on the walls of Leicester Square.
Devlin looks dubiously at the paint brush and bucket red paint held before him and sighs.
--- hours pass ---
A random Psi Cop walks up.
Psi Cop: What do you think you're you doing?
Devlin (without looking up): Painting 'Psi Corps go home' on the wall.
Devlin looks up.
Devlin: ummm...
Psi Cop: How do you spell 'Corps'?
Devlin: C-O-R-E?
PC: C-O-R-P-S.
D: C-O-R-P-S. Right.
Devlin makes the correction.
PC: That's better.
Devlin looks relieved.
PC (continues): Now write it a hundred times.
Devlin looks crestfallen, but gets to work.
-Z
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We are Dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.
#4, RE: How Devlin met the Underground...
Posted by Blob on Oct-08-01 at 05:32 PM
In response to message #3
Dozens of Psicops storm into the Wedge.Psicop-leader: SEARCH THIS ROOM!!
*Psicops search the Wedge*
Psicops-leader: Did you find anything?
J. Random Psicop: We found this spoon Sir!
Psicop-leader: Okay let's go guys *to Kate* Sooner or later we'll get you!
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And the winner is... THE HYPNOTOAD! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
#5, RE: How Devlin met the Underground...
Posted by Mister Fnord on Oct-08-01 at 09:17 PM
In response to message #4
<SHATTER>Mr. Fnord, you're all bastards. Every last one of you.
--
The Jihad to Destroy Barney the Dinosaur
http://www.jihad.net/
#6, RE: How Devlin met the Underground...
Posted by remande on Oct-08-01 at 09:49 PM
In response to message #3
Why do I expect the Psi Corps to show up with jackets as the "KSNP" (Knights of the Secretive Practice of Psionics)? --rR
#7, RE: How Devlin met the Underground...
Posted by BobSchroeck on Oct-09-01 at 08:35 AM
In response to message #0
Alternate version:Introduced by a mutual friend.
Friend: Devlin, Psionic Underground. Psionic Underground, Devlin.
Devlin: (shakes hands) Pleased to meet you, old bean.
Underground: (shakes hands) Delighted, absolutely delighted.
-- Bob
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