In the latest issue of Titans, they spend a few panels on a food fight. The weapon of choice is Etrigan Corn Flakes.

My reaction:

Change, change, your breakfast goal
Pour cornflakes into the bowl
Add some milk to make it sweet
Juice makes your meal complete!

Now begone, dull breakfast plan
Consume cornflakes with Etrigan!

Peter Eng
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Insert humorous comment here.

Nice. I hesitantly submit that "OJ makes your meal complete" scans better, although it may conjure strange mental images in persons aware of a certain disgraced former football star and actor. :)

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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.

"A glass of juice to make complete
Now gone, gone oh bowl of bran...
And feed your maw with Etrigan!"

"We could try 'Fill your mouth with Etrigan', that's got better scansion."

"Or, since this is a cereal commercial, we could absolutely not do that."

"What do you mean-"

"Tell them about your social media, Tony."

The giant, anthropomorphic tiger looked up with a haunted expression. "The gods are dead, and demons of primordial and demented lust desecrate every corpse."

"... Feed your maw?"

"Feed your maw."

"Ooh, we could try 'Start your day with Etrigan'-"

"Morning-after, walk-of-shame, Nathan have you even been listening?"

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

Tony has to remind his Twitter followers that Frosties are for everyone and not to be so thirsty in mentions kids could read. Chester Cheetah, by contrast, is fully fucking into it. I am not making this up.