#0, sotd, 2012.04.13 (NSFW!)
Posted by Gryphon on Apr-13-12 at 09:57 PM
LAST EDITED ON May-01-21 AT 02:55 AM (EDT) Slightly premature, but there's never really a bad time for this one. Easy to picture one of the more puckish Titans - Gar, say, or Rosie - busting it out on the Tower internal PA on the first really nice day of an Avalon spring.I woke up this morning I had a scone and a large house blend Then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends I said "I'm sick and tired of winter And I wish that it was spring" Then a little fella named Robin Red-Breast began to sing And he sang "Ooh child, what'd you think the cold winter's gonna last forever? Ooh child, now's the time for all the people to get together outside 'Cause it's the first of May, first of May Outdoor fuckin' starts today So bring your favorite lady or at least your favorite lay Water's not cold, baby, dip in your big toe Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called... Fuckin' outside" I thanked him for the information I cried a little when he flew away I watched an episode of The People's Court and I tried to plan my day I called up my old lady She wasn't home so I called my girl I asked her if she'd like to join me as I entertained the world And I said "Ooh child, bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off Ooh child, you're gonna like it when we're takin' each other's pants off outside 'Cause it's the first of May, first of May Outdoor fuckin' starts today So bring your favorite lady or at least your favorite lay Water's not cold, baby, dip in your big toe Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called... Fuckin' outside" So we went to the park together We were walkin' in the midday sun Met all kinds of people and we, we fucked everyone We fucked the lady who sells ice cream We fucked a man with a tan shar-pei Everyone who needed fuckin', well they, they got fucked today So come on Ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit movin' through you Ooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you outside 'Cause it's the first of May, first of May Outdoor fuckin' starts today So bring your favorite lady or at least your favorite lay Water's not cold, baby, dip in your big toe Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called... Fuckin' outside Fuckin' outside Fuckin' outside - Jonathan Coulton "First of May" Smoking Monkey (2003)
#1, RE: sotd, 2012.04.13 (NSFW!)
Posted by SpottedKitty on Apr-14-12 at 11:14 AM
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>snerk<Dunno about NSFW, but NSF the singer might be appropriate... does Terry know if his predecessor taught the art of the ninja wedgie? -- Unable to save the day: File is read-only.
#2, RE: sotd, 2012.04.13 (NSFW!)
Posted by Zuki on Apr-15-12 at 00:07 AM
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Ah, fond of this little number, I am.
#3, On This Day in History
Posted by Gryphon on May-01-18 at 03:02 PM
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This year, May 1 is also World Asthma Day, which seems like an unfortunate convergence.--G. -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Mod Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/ zgryphon at that email service Google has Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.
#4, RE: sotd, 2012.04.13 (NSFW!)
Posted by Pasha on May-02-18 at 01:46 PM
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>Then a little fella named Robin Red-Breast began to sing >So, who is Tim Drake dating these days? -- -Pasha "Don't change the subject" "Too slow, already did."
#5, RE: sotd, 2012.04.13 (NSFW!)
Posted by Vorticity on Jun-01-18 at 04:39 AM
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I went to a James Taylor concert a few hours ago, where he related that his song First of May was inspired by his father. When May 1 rolled around his father would at some point of the day, inevitably, say "Hooray hooray! First of May! Outdoor fucking starts today!" JT then proceed to apologize for "saying fuck in front of the K-I-D-S."Knowing that context, some of the lyrics become obvious:
It's a rite of spring A horizontal thing The sweetest sort of dance Hidden in among the plants But being Californian, I didn't even know there was a schedule to this sort of thing!
#6, RE: sotd, 2012.04.13 (NSFW!)
Posted by Gryphon on May-01-21 at 02:28 AM
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Gotta re-up this so it doesn't fall into the archive. Most years I forget! This year I did not. :)--G. -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Mod Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/ zgryphon at that email service Google has Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.
#7, RE: sotd, 2012.04.13 (NSFW!)
Posted by Verbena on May-01-21 at 02:33 AM
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>Gotta re-up this so it doesn't fall into the archive. Most years I >forget! This year I did not. :) Somehow I managed to completely forget about this one! That's hilarious. =) ------ Authors of our fates Orchestrate our fall from grace Poorest players on the stage Our defiance drives us straight to the edge
#9, RE: sotd, 2012.04.13 (NSFW!)
Posted by Gryphon on May-01-22 at 03:29 PM
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It's that time again!--G. -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Mod Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/ zgryphon at that email service Google has Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.
#10, RE: sotd, 2012.04.13 (NSFW!)
Posted by Verbena on May-02-22 at 04:49 PM
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>It's that time again! Now all I need is a lady or at least a lay. XD ------ Authors of our fates Orchestrate our fall from grace Poorest players on the stage Our defiance drives us straight to the edge
#11, RE: sotd, 2012.04.13 (NSFW!)
Posted by Gryphon on May-02-22 at 05:13 PM
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>>It's that time again! > >Now all I need is a lady or at least a lay. XD At this point I'd settle for a scone. --G. -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Mod Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/ zgryphon at that email service Google has Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.
#8, RE: sotd, 2012.04.13 (NSFW!)
Posted by Zemyla on May-02-21 at 12:48 PM
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The advantage of living in South Texas is the weather has been fine for that sort of thing since March.
#12, RE: sotd, 2012.04.13 (NSFW!)
Posted by trboturtle2 on May-02-22 at 10:06 PM
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We're already in Summer down here....Craig
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