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Topic ID: 2164
#0, Perilous Intersections
Posted by Gryphon on Dec-11-12 at 04:08 PM
One of the dangerous things about the UF universe is that it allows for not only terrifying character meetings - the previously hypothesized Kari Byron/Amy Pond team-up, for instance - but also really inadvisable theme collisions that simply cannot happen, in many cases, in the original source materials.

For instance, there's basically no way you could justify a cowboy-themed Trandoshan bounty hunter called "Hossk" in even the most preposterous Star Wars Diluted Universe product, but in the UF universe it's a simple matter of saying that he was a war orphan who was raised by a rancher on New Texas.

--G.
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#1, RE: Perilous Intersections
Posted by A Vile Gangster on Dec-11-12 at 08:36 PM
In response to message #0
LAST EDITED ON Dec-11-12 AT 08:37 PM (EST)
 
>Hossk

Oh, gods, FUND IT. Just for the hot Trandoshan-cowboy-hat-and-shootin'-iron action.

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#4, RE: Perilous Intersections
Posted by Gryphon on Dec-12-12 at 03:00 PM
In response to message #1
>"*SIGH* I'm TRANDOSHAN, not Gorn. They're the ones with pronounced
>occipital ridges. Yeah, don't sweat it buddy, we get that a
>lot..."

In UF, they may well have a common ancestor, Vulcan/Romulan style.

--G.
"Don't even talk to me about those guys and their stupid compound eyes." "Those are goggles." "I said shut up."
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#12, RE: Perilous Intersections
Posted by StClair on Dec-14-12 at 01:57 AM
In response to message #4
LAST EDITED ON Dec-14-12 AT 02:01 AM (EST)
 
I have a minor Gorn character (bridge officer) who frequently annoys others by wearing those "mirrorshades" almost constantly, only reluctantly taking them off and letting them see her real eyes.

#16, RE: Perilous Intersections
Posted by Prince Charon on Dec-21-12 at 05:32 PM
In response to message #12
>I have a minor Gorn character (bridge officer) who frequently annoys
>others by wearing those "mirrorshades" almost constantly, only
>reluctantly taking them off and letting them see her real eyes.

I tend to assume that those compound eyes were really intended to be actual compound eyes, because the Gorn are aliens, not dinosaurs.

I also find 'These are the Voyages' something of a relief, because it makes it clear that the whole series was an in-universe holonovel series, thus nicely explaining away all the plotholes.

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#2, RE: Perilous Intersections
Posted by eriktown on Dec-11-12 at 11:26 PM
In response to message #0

>For instance, there's basically no way you could justify a
>cowboy-themed Trandoshan bounty hunter called "Hossk" in even the most
>preposterous Star Wars Diluted Universe product, but in the UF
>universe it's a simple matter of saying that he was a war orphan who
>was raised by a rancher on New Texas.

WIth an origin story straight out of Enemy Mine?


#5, RE: Perilous Intersections
Posted by Gryphon on Dec-12-12 at 03:01 PM
In response to message #2
>WIth an origin story straight out of Enemy Mine?

I don't know enough about Trandoshan reproduction* to comment on how exact the parallels might be, but something along those lines, perhaps.

--G.
* AND DON'T TELL ME, EITHER
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#3, RE: Perilous Intersections
Posted by The Traitor on Dec-12-12 at 01:42 PM
In response to message #0
Of course, the word cowboy might be considered a highly derogatory insult to citizens of the Minotaurian Hegemony of Ovandros Sigma...

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#6, RE: Perilous Intersections
Posted by Gryphon on Dec-12-12 at 03:04 PM
In response to message #3
>Of course, the word cowboy might be considered a highly derogatory
>insult to citizens of the Minotaurian Hegemony of Ovandros Sigma...

The football coach at New Texas A&M probably runs into similar problems a lot during his mid-game harangues.

"You guys call that a defensive line?! You're just milling around out there like cattle! Uh, no offense, Frank."

"Yeah, yeah."

--G.
"And if someone's ox is being gored - ... oh, for Christ's sake, Frank."
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#7, RE: Perilous Intersections
Posted by ebony14 on Dec-12-12 at 03:57 PM
In response to message #6
>>Of course, the word cowboy might be considered a highly derogatory
>>insult to citizens of the Minotaurian Hegemony of Ovandros Sigma...
>
>The football coach at New Texas A&M probably runs into similar
>problems a lot during his mid-game harangues.
>

To say nothing of the annual Thanksgiving game with the University of New Texas Longhorns.

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#10, RE: Perilous Intersections
Posted by A Vile Gangster on Dec-12-12 at 10:36 PM
In response to message #7
Heh heh. The one game of the season the U(N)T Mascot is never in attendance. At least, not in costume.

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#11, RE: Perilous Intersections
Posted by ebony14 on Dec-13-12 at 08:52 AM
In response to message #10
LAST EDITED ON Dec-13-12 AT 08:55 AM (EST)
 
Being an actual longhorn steer, Bevo's never in costume (unless you consider a lead and cowbell to be costume). Like Reveille (Texas A&M's collie mascot), he's au natural.

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#8, RE: Perilous Intersections
Posted by ebony14 on Dec-12-12 at 03:59 PM
In response to message #0
>For instance, there's basically no way you could justify a
>cowboy-themed Trandoshan bounty hunter called "Hossk" in even the most
>preposterous Star Wars Diluted Universe product, but in the UF
>universe it's a simple matter of saying that he was a war orphan who
>was raised by a rancher on New Texas.

Last name of Rango, maybe?

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#9, RE: Perilous Intersections
Posted by McFortner on Dec-12-12 at 05:52 PM
In response to message #8
With those eyes, Rango would more likely be a member of the Tau Ceti II Race.

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There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload".


#13, RE: Perilous Intersections
Posted by glasswalker on Dec-18-12 at 10:54 PM
In response to message #0
>For instance, there's basically no way you could justify a
>cowboy-themed Trandoshan bounty hunter called "Hossk" in even the most
>preposterous Star Wars Diluted Universe product, but in the UF
>universe it's a simple matter of saying that he was a war orphan who
>was raised by a rancher on New Texas.
>
>--G.
>-><-
>Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Mod
>Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/
>zgryphon at that email service Google has
>Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.

Sadly, the moment you said New Texas, I started thinking about BraveStarr (i.e., that somewhat obscure late 80's cartoon -- essentially the Wild West IN SPACE!), which actually had a humanoid-reptilian alien on New Texas. (If you're not familiar with the show, you're not missing much.)


#14, RE: Perilous Intersections
Posted by mdg1 on Dec-19-12 at 07:17 AM
In response to message #13
"Strength of the bear!"

OK, so my memory is wired to remember old cartoons. *shrug*

There're a few other sci-fi western cartoons & anime from that era. Galaxy Rangers was probably the best (right, Phil?) but I have a soft spot for Saber Rider & the Star Sheriffs, simply because it gave Peter Cullen an excuse to do a John Wayne impression in the voice of Optimus Prime. :)

I could see Gryph using any of these... but probably not "The Wild West Cow boys of Moo Mesa" :D


#15, RE: Perilous Intersections
Posted by Star Ranger4 on Dec-21-12 at 03:18 AM
In response to message #14
>I could see Gryph using any of these... but probably not "The Wild
>West Cow boys of Moo Mesa" :D

Gee. Ya think? :p