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Forum Name: Undocumented Features General
Topic ID: 2171
#0, General Order 13
Posted by McFortner on Jan-28-13 at 01:46 AM
I was doing a bit of reading and came across WDF General Order 12: "Try to avoid freaking the mundanes." That got me thinking and in a bit of whimsy I thought of what General Order 13 would be: "That means YOU, Haywire."

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#1, RE: General Order 13
Posted by glasswalker on Jan-28-13 at 02:18 AM
In response to message #0
Would General Order 14, then, be "No, seriously, Haywire, that means YOU"?

#2, RE: General Order 13
Posted by Meagen on Jan-28-13 at 09:58 AM
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I'm thinking the WDF would have a separate document for "Things Haywire is no longer allowed to do".

#3, RE: General Order 13
Posted by SilenRevered on Jan-28-13 at 10:46 AM
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Probably along the lines of Skippy's List.

#6, RE: General Order 13
Posted by remande on Feb-10-13 at 10:49 AM
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Starting one in a new thread.

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#4, RE: General Order 13
Posted by Gryphon on Jan-28-13 at 06:07 PM
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>I was doing a bit of reading and came across WDF General Order 12:
>"Try to avoid freaking the mundanes." That got me thinking and in a
>bit of whimsy I thought of what General Order 13 would be: "That
>means YOU, Haywire."

Too wordy:

12. Try to avoid freaking the mundanes.
13. Mark.

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#5, RE: General Order 13
Posted by The Traitor on Jan-28-13 at 06:29 PM
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Would General Order 1 be something along the lines of '15" Diavolo, extra cheese, Canadian bacon, olives, and a Pepsi'? Seems like something they'd do in the early WDF...

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