We salute your OCD, sir! It really does look good.

Man, the unproduced episodes have the most intriguing titles. Black Mesa? The Crimson Lizard? I guess we'll never know...

>But some of those un-produced episode titles are severe teases.

Took the words right out of my mouth there BZ. About all we can do is offer burnt ...

...

What do you offer a muse in order to get her to inspire your fav writer anyway?

I'm guessing Metaquotes.

Hmm...well-written prose or poetry, on handmade paper with proper calligraphy. Burnt with incense.

>Hmm...well-written prose or poetry, on handmade paper with proper
>calligraphy. Burnt with incense.

bugger... I'm in trouble right from the get go there then. And there's a darn good reason why I use a computer rather than a pencil as well...

>Very nifty - the logo's quite nice.
>
>But some of those un-produced episode titles are severe teases.

Ah, World Crime League. Somehow, I think we'll never see that one :P

Matrix Dragon, J. Random Nutter

All I want to know is who shot Wheeljack. Is this so wrong?

>All I want to know is who shot Wheeljack. Is this so wrong?

Knowing 'Jack, he probably invented something that shot him and then it exploded. :)

>Welcome to Black Mesa.

For those who have played Half Life and Half Life 2 the mystery to what
went wrong is getting clearer and clearer with the more recent Episodes
One and Two.

...as for why? Just ask 'Our mutual Friend'.

If only HL2 would work right, it keeps freezing up after I meet Barney...

But, who DID shoot Wheeljack?
Answer, probably one of his own inventions, like a vengeful Dinobot or something
"GRIMLOCK NO LIKE HAVING PUNY BRAIN! GRIMLOCK KING!" *BLAM*

>But, who DID shoot Wheeljack?

That's a tough one. I mean, just for starters, the suspect list would be all the scientist-type Decepticons like Afterburner, then all the other Decepticons, then anybody else who's ever had one of his inventions blow up on them.

>Answer, probably one of his own inventions, like a vengeful Dinobot or
>something
>"GRIMLOCK NO LIKE HAVING PUNY BRAIN! GRIMLOCK KING!" *BLAM*

The one time Grimlock had a big brain he liked that even less, IIRC. It wasn't Wheeljack's fault that the Dinobots were built in the middle of the Great DRAM shortage!

Willard
--
Willard Goosey
"Booga!!!!"

I'll say. Even more episode titles have been added since the last time I checked--I'll be very curious to watch the on-going CSI:Avalon/Half Life plotline develop, indeed. Vortigaunts strike me as the sort of alien race that would fit right in to UF's sensibilities without a second thought.

There Appears to be a Brainac Crossover on the way
just how many of these can we expect to see anyway?

Not as many as we'd like unfortunately. 8P

But we'll take what we can get. 8)

The one that catches my attention:

<121> "It's Pronounced Dukane"

It makes me wonder if Dick Seaton and Martin Crane are out there somewhere in the UF-verse...

...and I wonder if anyone will recognize the reference. :)

>It makes me wonder if Dick Seaton and Martin Crane are out there
>somewhere in the UF-verse...
>
>...and I wonder if anyone will recognize the reference. :)

Oh, I do. I wonder, though, which is bigger: Largo's AT&T or the Skylark of Valeron...?

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>>It makes me wonder if Dick Seaton and Martin Crane are out there
>>somewhere in the UF-verse...
>>
>>...and I wonder if anyone will recognize the reference. :)
>
>Oh, I do. I wonder, though, which is bigger: Largo's AT&T or the
>Skylark of Valeron...?

Skylark of Valeron is just large enough to contain the 1000 km diameter circles of a Sixth Order projector.

AT&T is the average size of an M-class planet so it's diameter is unlikely to be less than 10,000 km (Earth's equatorial diameter is 12,756 km approximately).

So Largo built his bigger, but in fairness, the SoV is more powerful (AT&T is presumably capable of planet killing, SoV managed to carry out barn and loft conversions on three Galaxies.

>>>It makes me wonder if Dick Seaton and Martin Crane are out there
>>>somewhere in the UF-verse...
>>>
>>>...and I wonder if anyone will recognize the reference. :)
>>
>>Oh, I do. I wonder, though, which is bigger: Largo's AT&T or the
>>Skylark of Valeron...?
>
>Skylark of Valeron is just large enough to contain the 1000 km
>diameter circles of a Sixth Order projector.

That's the size of the core. There's Eris-only-knows how many km of armour wrapped around it, and the size changes depending on how much of a beating it's been taking recently.

My understanding is that it's supposed to be the size of a large moon, so it's probably somewhere around 2-5Mm in total.

>>Skylark of Valeron is just large enough to contain the 1000 km
>>diameter circles of a Sixth Order projector.
>
>That's the size of the core. There's Eris-only-knows how many km of
>armour wrapped around it, and the size changes depending on how much
>of a beating it's been taking recently.
>
>My understanding is that it's supposed to be the size of a large moon,
>so it's probably somewhere around 2-5Mm in total.

Well, Seaton himself says:

"She's just as small as she can be and still do the work....we built the Skylark of Valeron just large enough to contain those thousand-kilometer circles."

Besides, with the kind of forces these people were employing, any merely physical armor, no matter its thickness or strength, would be meaningless.