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#0, Now that's knowing your audience
Posted by Gryphon on Jul-08-13 at 02:04 AM
Working on S5M4: Try, Try Again. Corwin and Utena may be the only couple anyone at this wedding have ever heard of who included a nap for everybody in the program of activities for the day.

TimeActivity
11:00 AMCeremony
11:30 AM - 1:30 PMLunch followed by Formal Dancing
Music by the Tenjou Academy Student Orchestra
under the direction of Miss Heather McClellan
1:30 PM - 3:30 PMDisplays of Martial Prowess
N.B. Very important not to typo this item on the handouts.
Let's not give Nall any excuses we don't have to. -C
3:30 PM - 5:00 PMNap
5:00 PM - ?Dinner followed by Informal Dancing
Music by the Art of Noise feat.
Baron Zoria and his Circle of Horns,
MC Mordin,
and The Port Jeradar Surphony Orchestra
And probably everyone else within arm's reach who plays
a musical instrument. You know Kate when she gets going. -C

--G.
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#1, RE: Now that's knowing your audience
Posted by Mercutio on Jul-08-13 at 03:11 AM
In response to message #0

TimeActivity
1:30 PM - 3:30 PMDisplays
of Martial Prowess
N.B. Very important not to typo this item on the
handouts.
Let's not give Nall any excuses we don't have to.
-C

Especially since he kind of forgot the bachelor party and may seek to make up for lost time.

Although in my own minds eye, I see Nall deciding to seize the opportunity (and the captive, sleepy-from-lunch crowd) to explain every painstaking tier of draconic romance initiation rituals in the same style as Jake the Dog would:

"Then down the road you'll make it to Tier 5, where she'll let you discover all 200 feet of her beautiful, scaly stomach. And after awhile, you'll make it to Tier 8, where you touch her tail for the very first time. Very special. Yes, a question from Doctor Solus?"

"See that chart is incomplete. What about Tier 15?"

"YOU STAY AWAY FROM THAT. DO NOT DO TIER 15."

-Merc
Keep Rat


#9, RE: Now that's knowing your audience
Posted by Gryphon on Jul-08-13 at 02:12 PM
In response to message #1
>Although in my own minds eye, I see Nall deciding to seize the
>opportunity (and the captive, sleepy-from-lunch crowd) to explain
>every painstaking tier of draconic romance initiation rituals in the
>same style as Jake the Dog would:

This is hilarious in its own right (though a bit out of keeping for the scene in question, I admit), but I think the best part of it is that Nall's girlfriend isn't a dragon, leaving her standing off to one side while he says all this wondering why he knows any of that. :)

--G.
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