>5. IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME AT FIGHT CLUB, YOU MUST FIGHT.

...the hell?

>>5. IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME AT FIGHT CLUB, YOU MUST FIGHT.
>
>...the hell?

I suppose I could've made it "NO POOFTERS," but aside from bvoice I don't mind them much.

--G.
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>>>5. IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME AT FIGHT CLUB, YOU MUST FIGHT.
>>
>>...the hell?
>
>I suppose I could've made it "NO POOFTERS," but aside from bvoice I
>don't mind them much.

Well, don't I feel special.

The Beautiful Voice Admin
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>>>5. IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME AT FIGHT CLUB, YOU MUST FIGHT.
>>
>>...the hell?
>
>I suppose I could've made it "NO POOFTERS," but aside from bvoice I
>don't mind them much.
>
I just noticed this thread...
So this means we can expound upon the wonder that is the turducken?
And I missed why it was deemed evil.
Seems like a good thing to have for a large group of vegatarians (or those who like bird).
BTW what is a "Poofter"?

Pattrick

"Jihad-free is the way for me."
PS: When's my match? ;)

>Seems like a good thing to have for a large group of vegatarians (or
>those who like bird).

Dilbert: Would you like some chicken, Bob?
Bob The Dinosaur: I told you I'm a vegetarian. I eat vegetables.
D: How about fish? Do you eat fish?
BtD: Fish are not vegetables.
D: How about clams. Do you eat clams?
BtD: No, but you're starting to look good.

--
-Pasha
"I invented Warp Drive, whatta ya got?"
"I'm the Norse God of Mecha."
"Well, I guess you win then."
(Hint: Vegetarians wouldn't eat a turducken, 'cause a) It's meat, and b) Even if they *did* eat meat...eww...)

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>I just noticed this thread...
>So this means we can expound upon the wonder that is the turducken?

Dan Wisner, are you watching? This is why I didn't remove Rule 5 after Thanksgiving. Because I knew that the instant I did some, some pea-brain would ask this question.

>And I missed why it was deemed evil.

Because it's fucking disgusting, you moron! It said so right in the rule!

Iesu Christu, I give up.

>Seems like a good thing to have for a large group of vegatarians

Think before you say things like this. It should be obvious that vegatarians - as their name implies! - eat only Chevrolet Vegas. They wouldn't have much use for poultry. (Admittedly, the Vega was a turkey of a car, and pretty chickenshit to boot, but even so.)

Other groups which wouldn't eat it include vegetarians (who don't eat the flesh of animals), vegans (who don't eat anything that isn't a plant), and anyone with an aversion to salmonellosis.

>BTW what is a "Poofter"?

http://sexylosers.keenspace.com/138.html

--G.
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>>I just noticed this thread...
>>So this means we can expound upon the wonder that is the turducken?
>
>Dan Wisner, are you watching? This is why I didn't remove Rule 5 after
>Thanksgiving. Because I knew that the instant I did some, some
>pea-brain would ask this question.
>

Gryph, it must be asked, what side of who's bed did you wake up on this morning?

>>Seems like a good thing to have for a large group of vegatarians
>
>Think before you say things like this. It should be obvious that
>vegatarians - as their name implies! - eat only Chevrolet Vegas. They
>wouldn't have much use for poultry. (Admittedly, the Vega was a
>turkey of a car, and pretty chickenshit to boot, but even so.)
>
>Other groups which wouldn't eat it include vegetarians (who don't eat
>the flesh of animals), vegans (who don't eat anything that isn't a
>plant), and anyone with an aversion to salmonellosis.
>

Typo humor aside, this was my first thought upon seeing the thing as well (I'm antagonistic to most vegetarians that aren't under doctor's orders to be so, especially since that nutrition class I took where even the professor, who was an -advocate- of a vegetable heavy diet, admitted that getting all necessary nutrition from vegetable matter alone is both highly difficult and unlikely for anyone not taught which items to eat ahead of time).

	-={(Astynax)}=- "Sorry, it's one of those things that rubs the wrong nerve, it will be spoken of no more"

>I suppose I could've made it "NO POOFTERS," but aside from bvoice I
>don't mind them much.
>
Just remember, there is no rule number 6... :)

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>Just remember, there is no rule number 6... :)

Rule 6: There is no... rule 6 joke.

-- Bob
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Do not taunt Happy Fun Baal.

>>5. IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME AT FIGHT CLUB, YOU MUST FIGHT.
>...the hell?

Ssssh! You do not talk about Fight Club!

-- Bob
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Do not taunt Happy Fun Baal.

>>>5. IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME AT FIGHT CLUB, YOU MUST FIGHT.
>>...the hell?

The first rule of Project Mayhem is: YOU DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS!

Blessed be.
-n
(That was the second most fucked up movie I've ever seen.)
((Rocky Horror was worse.))
(((They were both things of great beauty.)))

oh, just as an aside: in Waltham, near where I used to live, there's a mysterious building with a sign over the door that says 'French Club'. Despite the fact that I haven't seen Fight Club, I somehow ended up remarking to someone who had, as we were driving past the building, that the first rule of French Club is that you don't talk about French Club.

Said person looked puzzled for a moment, ran down the rest of Fight Club's rules in his head, and said, "If this is your first time at French Club, you must French?"

I was never quite able to look at that building the same way again after that.

--G.
at least it wasn't Greek Club
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>--G.
>at least it wasn't Greek Club

"If this is your first time at Greek Club, you must Greek"? That doesn't make sense at all.

--Firefly
(who's never seen the movie either and so might have missed something)

>"If this is your first time at Greek Club, you must Greek"? That
>doesn't make sense at all.

Obscure late 70's-early 80's slang reference. Not accessible to persons under twenty-three years of age. Don't worry about it.

Mike Thedford
Dark Nation
Dictator at Large

>>--G.
>>at least it wasn't Greek Club
>
>"If this is your first time at Greek Club, you must Greek"? That
>doesn't make sense at all.
"It's Greek to me."

Pattrick

"Jihad-free is the way for me."
:)

>"It's Greek to me."

Quite possibly the most fitting thing you've ever typed.

	Chad Collier J. Random Pixel Pusher Digital Domain RCW #1138

>"If this is your first time at Greek Club, you must Greek"? That
>doesn't make sense at all.

That's positively barbaric. :)

-TVH
".... Cum catapultae proscripti erunt tum proscipti catapultas habebunt...."

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>".... Cum catapultae proscripti erunt tum proscipti catapultas
>habebunt...."

Not knowing latin...but understanding some of the latin based languages...I can only get something about 'launching forbidden things' from this...and babelfish doesn't translate latin. :)

Edited because I can't type today.

Tom 'Dreamshadow' Tjarks
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>Not knowing latin...but understanding some of the latin based
>languages...I can only get something about 'launching forbidden
>things' from this...and babelfish doesn't fo latin. :)

You're close.... but it's more of the launcher that's forbidden. There is a similiar parable that gets raised by the gun-rights activists every time the US government looks like it is going to restrict gun ownership.

-TVH
".... Cum catapultae proscripti erunt tum proscipti catapultas habebunt...."

>
>>".... Cum catapultae proscripti erunt tum proscipti catapultas
>>habebunt...."
>
>Not knowing latin...but understanding some of the latin based
>languages...I can only get something about 'launching forbidden
>things' from this...and babelfish doesn't translate latin. :)

Roughly, "If catapults are outlawed, then only outlaws will have catapults."

--G.
nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
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>--G
>nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

And, ah, what does this say?

--Firefly
(I really need to start taking some Latin lessons, dammit)

>>nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
>
>And, ah, what does this say?

"If you do not give me all the money, I will hurl an enormous rock at your head." It's what comes after "catapultam habeo" ("I have a catapult") on ancient Roman bank holdup notes.

--G.
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>"If you do not give me all the money, I will hurl an enormous rock at
>your head." It's what comes after "catapultam habeo" ("I have a
>catapult") on ancient Roman bank holdup notes.

I have no idea if that's actually what it says....

But -OH!-, what a -line-!

Blessed be.
-n

can someone tell me, in plain english, what this new rule is saposta mean?

If we cant laugh during life, why bother to live?

Zack

>can someone tell me, in plain english, what this new rule is saposta
>mean?

No! We do not talk about Fight Club!

Mike Thedford
Dark Nation
Dictator at Large

How many times?