#0, Will lesbians give your pension diabetes?
Posted by Apostate_Soul on May-06-12 at 11:00 AM
No that I have your attention, I got it from this page.Some of the headlines it generates are more coherent than genuine Daily FailMail headlines.
"It's difficult keeping up with the cross-continuity, but I think Cosmouse just gave The Saturnian Scraphunter his Ultimate Pacifier to use against Galactapuss..."
#1, RE: Will lesbians give your pension diabetes?
Posted by The Traitor on May-06-12 at 12:15 PM
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Posted by DaPatman89 on May-06-12 at 07:36 PM
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I'm just gonna leave this here.And this. And for those of you who, like me, hate acidentally clicking on links to the Mail's website, try this. Yeah, I don't really like the Daily Mail.
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Posted by BlackAeronaut on May-06-12 at 08:43 PM
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>I'm just gonna leave this
>here. "I'm just gonna go wash my hands I think."
*nods* "I would if I were you." *Shatters*
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Posted by Prince Charon on May-10-12 at 10:32 PM
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Could Binge Drinking Have Sex With Property Prices?�They planned their campaigns just as you might make a splendid piece of harness. It looks very well; and answers very well; until it gets broken; and then you are done for. Now I made my campaigns of ropes. If anything went wrong, I tied a knot; and went on.�
-- Arthur Wellesley, First Duke of Wellington
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Posted by dstar on May-11-12 at 01:10 PM
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>Could Binge Drinking Have Sex With Property Prices? Er... I thought that was known as 'Mardi Gras in New Orleans', and was an answered question. (The answer is 'yes', btw. Binge drinking at Mardi Gras absolutely screws with property prices; the location of the property determines whether the outcome is negative, however (for example, it most definitely doesn't hurt them in the French Quarter).) (To be fair, I should admit that the answer to _any_ question involving the words 'sex', 'drinking', and 'Mardi Gras' is yes. Even if the question is self-contradictory. Normal laws of time and space Do Not Apply -- I think it's the alcohol fumes.) Shalon Wood
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Posted by Prince Charon on May-12-12 at 05:48 PM
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Thank you for the laughter.�They planned their campaigns just as you might make a splendid piece of harness. It looks very well; and answers very well; until it gets broken; and then you are done for. Now I made my campaigns of ropes. If anything went wrong, I tied a knot; and went on.�
-- Arthur Wellesley, First Duke of Wellington
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