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gryphon
Tactical Azunyan
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2194044

bzarcher
"I'm sorry, Yui-Sempai....but this is a Black Op." ​*ka-click*​ "No witnesses."

gryphon
nooooo :(

bzarcher
It's ok! It's probably just paintball. Probably.

gryphon
​INT. DAY​ Classroom at Sato Academy. AZUSA is tending to her schoolwork when her phone vibrates with an incoming message. As she discreetly checks the message we see

​INSERT SHOT Smartphone display. Three bars, 78 battery. TEXT scrolls onto the screen.

PREP MODE AND ARM / TRANSPORT: REPUBLIC CITY
PASSPORT FN / IMMEDIATE DISPATCH 423ZZ24
HOLD DESTINATION RC

AZUSA shows no measurable reaction as she closes the phone and puts it away.

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--G.
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>gryphon
>​INT. DAY​ Classroom at Sato Academy. AZUSA is tending to
>her schoolwork when her phone vibrates with an incoming message. As
>she discreetly checks the message we see
>
>​INSERT SHOT Smartphone display. Three bars, 78 battery.
>TEXT scrolls onto the screen.
>
>PREP MODE AND ARM / TRANSPORT: REPUBLIC CITY
>PASSPORT FN / IMMEDIATE DISPATCH 423ZZ24
>HOLD DESTINATION RC
nanodesu

>AZUSA shows no measurable reaction as she closes the phone and puts it
>away.
>
>

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(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

Ebony the Black Dragon

"Life is like an anole. Sometimes it's green. Sometimes it's brown. But it's always a small Caribbean lizard."

>(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

As Derek used to say, "Because the jokes" (interlocked-fingers gesture) "tie together." :)

--G.
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If it wasn't for the fact that Mio would not handle the job well, this would make an interesting XCOM crossover.

Peter Eng
--
"Why are you carrying the rocket launcher?"
"It's about the same weight as my keyboard."

LAST EDITED ON Mar-18-16 AT 05:10 PM (EDT)
 
>If it wasn't for the fact that Mio would not handle the job well, this
>would make an interesting XCOM crossover.

[ Rk. Akiyama has Panicked ]

[ Rk. Akiyama has gone Beserk* ]

[ Rk. Akiyama has Panicked ]

--G.
* don't look at me, that's what the screen actually says in the original game
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Mental image:

Mio comes to her senses, in the center of a small saucer. She looks around - there are dismembered alien bodybits everywhere - she looks down - most of the gooey stuff she's covered in is green - and then she looks back, at where the rest of her team are leaning around the same side of one of the doors in with their heads stacked in a row. All of their eyes are very very wide.

Ritsu gives her a thumbs up anyway.

Mio goes to hide in her Corner Of Woe.

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The most wonderful thing about BBs
Is BBs are wonderful things
Their sides are made out of iron
Their guns are made out of pain
They're crashy smashy bashy flashy fun-fun-fun-fun-fun
But the most wonderful thing about BBs
Is there is more than one
The~re is more than one!

>Mental image:
>
>Mio comes to her senses, in the center of a small saucer. She looks
>around - there are dismembered alien bodybits everywhere - she
>looks down - most of the gooey stuff she's covered in is green

Research completed: Sectoid autopsy

We... can learn nothing from what little is left of these creatures.

--G.
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Alternately:

INT. DAY​ Classroom at Sato Academy. AZUSA is tending to her schoolwork when her phone vibrates with an incoming message. As she discreetly checks the message we see

​INSERT SHOT Smartphone display. Three bars, 78 battery. TEXT scrolls onto the screen.

NAKANO AZUSA
YOU ARE ON THE GLOBAL FREQUENCY

>Alternately:
>
>INT. DAY​ Classroom at Sato Academy. AZUSA is tending to her
>schoolwork when her phone vibrates with an incoming message. As she
>discreetly checks the message we see
>
>​INSERT SHOT Smartphone display. Three bars, 78 battery. TEXT
>scrolls onto the screen.
>
>NAKANO AZUSA
>YOU ARE ON THE GLOBAL FREQUENCY

This reference has been made before around here, though not about Azusa. I don't actually get it, but will assume the right people do. :)

--G.
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GLOBAL FREQUENCY is a comic book written by Warren Ellis, which probably means you either definitely do or definitely don't want to read it and I don't know which. :) (I haven't read it myself.)

LAST EDITED ON Mar-30-16 AT 09:53 AM (EDT) by Mephron (moderator)
 
As Warren Ellis books go, it's certainly easier to handle than some of his weirder stuff. I picked up the first volume on a lark, and loved it enough to buy the second the next week. Sadly, it only lasted 12 issues, but it was a great concept.

Details on the basic premise can be found here.

Ebony the Black Dragon

"Life is like an anole. Sometimes it's green. Sometimes it's brown. But it's always a small Caribbean lizard."

edit by mephron, fixing link nanodesu