#0, Le Thread Du Silly Jokes
Posted by Croaker on Oct-01-14 at 10:53 AM
Like this one.Q: "What do Orks say when they run out of grotty cafeteria food?" A: "Need. Moor. DAKA."
#1, RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes
Posted by Droken on Oct-01-14 at 03:53 PM
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"Two guys walk into a bar. Which is slightly absurd as the second one should have seen it coming."
#2, RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes
Posted by zwol on Oct-01-14 at 04:04 PM
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A monk, a clone, and a Ferengi walk into a bar, and the bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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Posted by mdg1 on Oct-01-14 at 10:39 PM
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Q: How many Big Fire members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The Magnificent Ten like keeping them in the dark.
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Posted by CdrMike on Oct-02-14 at 04:22 AM
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Q: What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster.
A: Friendly fire.
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Posted by Bushido on Oct-06-14 at 01:19 PM
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Read the new Avatar of Victory chapter have we?
#5, RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes
Posted by Mercutio on Oct-03-14 at 11:55 PM
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After the war, Me 109 and Fw 180 opened their own restaurant.It did okay, at first. It was your basic German brewpub, lots of food with "wurst" and "brat" in "schnitzel" in the name. A wide selection of beers obviously. They took in Stuka and let her tend bar, partly out of pity. One day after Spitfire dropped by and groused about how "you can't get a decent breakfast in France, seriously, it's all croissants and coffee, I miss my full English dammit" Me 109 had a brilliant idea: 24 hour breakfast. Real breakfasts, none of that "I'll just have a muffin" bullshit. And that's how Luftwaffles was born. -Merc
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#6, RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes
Posted by The Traitor on Oct-04-14 at 03:34 AM
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The US healthcare system---
"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.
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Posted by Mercutio on Oct-04-14 at 01:11 PM
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Dammit, nobody told me were allowed to be topical. You ever get tired of being better than the rest of us, Traitor?-Merc
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#9, RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes
Posted by The Traitor on Oct-04-14 at 07:25 PM
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Darling, there are several ways I could take that. <3---
"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards. Mercaitor: Pretentious Pseudo-Projection Power Posse! Is it bad that I would kinda watch that anime? I keep thinking that it'd be something like an animated, middlebrow version of Gogglebox...
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Posted by MuninsFire on Oct-04-14 at 06:22 PM
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Why is it so very difficult to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?They always take things literally.
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