Look, Ryu. C'mere, buddy.

How desperate for cash are you? I mean, you're friends with Ken Masters, for gods sake, the man probably has more change in his sofa cushions than my yearly take-home. And if you want to go the endorsement route, there are far more respectable options. Get yourself a deal with an energy drink company. Car insurance? Really?

I know they promised you that the commercial would only air in Turkey. And it did! But as you can see, that's not really a guarantee that everyone you know won't see it anyway.

-Merc
Keep Rat

>Look, Ryu. C'mere, buddy.
>
>How desperate for cash are you?
>

Hey, don't judge so quickly. Somebody stole his wallet while he was sleeping, he doesn't have a cell phone, and he couldn't go back and fight Hakan again to pick up extra cash - totally dishonorable. And before you ask, he'd run out of traveler's checks.

The commercial was a lucky break for him.

Peter Eng
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>>Look, Ryu. C'mere, buddy.
>>
>>How desperate for cash are you?
>>
>
>Hey, don't judge so quickly. Somebody stole his wallet while he was
>sleeping, he doesn't have a cell phone, and he couldn't go back and
>fight Hakan again to pick up extra cash - totally dishonorable. And
>before you ask, he'd run out of traveler's checks.
>
>The commercial was a lucky break for him.

And besides, "Walk the Earth" only works if you're Kwai Chang Caine or Samuel L. "Badass Mother Fucker" Jackson. And even the latter does credit card commercials.

Does anyone else get the impression that Jackson is going to do terrible things to you if he finds out you don't have a CapitalOne card in your wallet?

Ebony the Black Dragon

"Life is like an anole. Sometimes it's green. Sometimes it's brown. But it's always a small Caribbean lizard."