FROM CMDR ZEBULON P GRYPHON - DEEP SPACE BETA QUADRANT
TO SINISTER-BASTARD-WITHOUT-EVIDENT-PORTFOLIO FRANKLIN DRAKE - LOCATION INDETERMINATE
RE YOUR SUDDEN APPEARANCE ON MY VIEWSCREEN, PRESUMING TO ORDER ME TO CONDUCT OPERATIONS THAT ARE, FRANKLY, AS SHADY AS SHIT, WITHOUT ANY VISIBLE JUSTIFICATION FOR YOUR OBVIOUS ASSUMPTION THAT YOU HAVE UNLIMITED AUTHORITY
STARDATE 90 THOUSAND AND SOMETHING, HOW DO YOU PEOPLE STILL KEEP TRACK OF THIS NONSENSE? THIS SYSTEM WAS NEVER INTENDED TO BE MORE THAN A TEMPORARY STOPGAP AND THAT WAS IN 2262

MR DRAKE

WADR--

I DON'T WORK FOR YOU, SO TAKE THE ASSHOLE TRAIN TO THE END.

YRS V. TRULY,
Z.P. GRYPHON CMDG
U.S.S. RANGER NCC-885