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"FI: Renew"
 
   LAST EDITED ON Nov-08-12 AT 07:03 PM (EST)
 
Thursday, December 22, 2411
The Bat Cave
New Gotham City, Kane's World

Decked out with holiday lights and a Christmas tree, the lounge area near the Bativac's console was looking especially festive. Though the holiday itself was still three days away, the executive board of BatCo (for which read Terry and Lena) had decided to have the party tonight. This was mainly because Christmas fell on Sunday this year, and weekends were generally the firm's busiest times, holiday weekends doubly so. The whole crew was in, suited up in case of a sudden emergency, but sans masks and relaxed as they gathered on the sofas, knocked back soft drinks, and eagerly awaited this year's fantastic holiday spread from Nora Fries and Alfred.

Kirk Langstrom stood regarding the Christmas tree's crowning decoration. Instead of a star or an angel, the traditional choices, the Bat Cave's tree sported a hood-ornament-like sculpture of Man-Bat, in a dynamic flying pose with wings outspread, his eyes the tiny bright points of red LEDs. He had a Santa hat on his head and a large sack marked TOYS slung over one massively muscled shoulder.

"Cute," Langstrom said. "Do I even want to know where you found this?"

"A friend of mine at school made it," Stephanie Brown reported. "She's very artistic."

"It's a good likeness," he admitted.

"I didn't think of it until it was too late, but I should've had her do a third LED for the nose," Stephanie added.

Langstrom eyed her skeptically over his glasses, making her giggle, then turned back to contemplating the tree topper. "It's just as well," he said dryly.

"I might get her to make one every year," Stephanie said. "Like a Hallmark series. Next year's can be Victor," she added, drawing a chuckle from Dr. Fries.

"Won't she get suspicious eventually if you do that?" wondered Maxine Gibson.

"Nah," Stephanie replied. "She just thinks I'm weird."

"About which she is not entirely wrong," Ozzy Cobblepot remarked.

"True," Stephanie admitted cheerfully.

"Speaking of weird, where's Harley?" Terry asked.

"Clinic's open 'til 8:30 on Thursdays. She should be along anytime," Lena told him.

"Good, good." Terry got up and rubbed his hands together. "So! What should we do first? Pictionary? The Guns of Navarone?" He gave Lena a comical leer. "Twister?"

She laughed while Ozzy and Langstrom facepalmed and Stephanie rolled her eyes.

"That's for later," Lena said with a grin, then - without looking at her - elbowed Stephanie while the latter made an exaggerated gagging noise.

Before anyone could say anything else, an unfamiliar voice made them all freeze in place, the hairs on the backs of their necks standing on end, as it demanded,

"What the hell is going on in here."

There followed a slightly absurd and undignified scramble for masks before Terry turned around and faced the source of the demand. Standing next to the giant penny, nearly invisible in its shadow, was a small, dark-clad figure. While the various members of BatCo stood and stared in disbelief, it stepped out of the shadow and advanced toward them, revealing itself to be a young boy. He was about 10, Terry figured, wiry and hard-looking - a bit like he himself had been at that age, when he'd been a budding juvenile delinquent. This kid wasn't dressed the way Terry had at 10, though; he looked like a miniature commando, all ripstop synsilk, chunky boots, and one of those black sweaters with the elbow patches.

The boy advanced into the "lounge", his face set in a scowl incongruous on one so young, and stopped in front of the tree. This he regarded as one might regard an unexpected and unwelcome visitor on one's doorstep; then he said to no one in particular,

"What is that."

Batgirl found her voice first. "... It's a Christmas tree."

"Why is it here?" the boy demanded.

"Because Christmas is this Sunday?" Batgirl asked. Then she shook her head and said, "Wait, why am I explaining this to you? Who are you and how did you get in here?"

"I belong here," the boy replied. Then he gave her a hard, flinty look and added, "Unlike you, Miss Brown."

Batgirl threw up her hands. "Oh, nice. Complete strangers who've somehow wandered in off the street are now telling me I shouldn't be here. This is a new low even for me." Whirling, she stalked away toward the Bativac's console and snapped, "Batman! Handle this, I'm out before I punch a ten-year-old."

"She raises a fair point," said Terry, who even under the circumstances felt no particular need to go into Terrifying Scourge of Crime mode when talking to a fifth-grader. "How did you get in here?"

"Through emergency access tunnel six," the boy told him, then added sharply, "You haven't changed the code in more than three years, McGinnis. Sloppy."

"How did you - " Terry paused, leaning forward, and squinted thoughtfully at the boy's face. "Ohhh no," he said, drawing back slightly. "Do not even tell me that you're the old man's unknown son or - "

Next to him, Lena put a hand on his shoulder, leaned toward him, and said quietly, "Terry. Look at his eyes."

Terry did as he was told, performed an epic double-take, then pulled off his mask and stared hard at the boy. The boy stared back, his eerily familiar face pugnacious and determined. Terry's own face passed through stages of puzzlement, startled realization, and disbelief before breaking into a huge grin.

"You gotta be kidding me!" he cried, throwing his arms wide, but before the boy could reply, another new voice cried from the top of the stairs leading up to Wayne Manor,

"Helloooooo Bat Cave! The party may now officially commence!"

For the first time since he'd appeared, the boy's face took on a new expression - one of near-infinite shock. He turned, looking up, and saw the figure, dressed in civvies but unmistakable, of Harley Quinn standing triumphantly on the upper landing, in the manner of the heroine of one of those musical-film production numbers that take place on a grand staircase.

Lena slumped, resting her forehead against Terry's shoulder. Terry was too busy facepalming to notice. The boy stared at Harley in horrified astonishment for a second more, then turned a furious glare to Terry.

"You let her in here, McGinnis?" he snarled, then added sarcastically, "Oh, wait, what am I saying - clearly you've let everyone in here."

As was her usual procedure, Harley made the journey from the landing to the lounge level in a series of expeditious, acrobatic, and not necessarily safe leaps from various rails and bits of structural ironmongery, alighting next to Terry in a gymnast's "ta-da!" pose, then noticed the glowering young man he, Lena, and all the others were currently staring at in disbelief.

"Oh!" she said, blinking; then she leaned forward, hands on knees, and said, "Well, hey, cutie! Who might you be? Terry's kid brother?"

"Uh, no, Matt's twenty-seven," said Terry. "And he lives on Yocha. Anyway," he added wryly, "you two've known each other a lot longer than I've known either of you."

Harley gave him a puzzled look. "Batguy says wha?" she said, then looked back at the scowling boy again. Just like Terry's had, her face passed through all the stages of puzzlement and disbelief, then cleared into a beaming smile.

"Brucie!" she cried, delighted, and then - to Bruce Wayne's abject dismay - swept him up in a huge hug.

Stephanie Brown shoved back her mask and scratched her head at the sight while Terry barely contained his laughter, Lena didn't bother, and Max, Langstrom, Fries, and Ozzy just stared.

"Man, I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin' glue," she quipped.

"I know, right?" said Ozzy, slack-jawed.

Bruce had just about struggled free from Harley - which he supposed he could have done more expediently if he'd been willing to break her collarbone - when the double-secret elevator dinged and Alfred emerged.

"Dinner will be served in 30 minutes, Master Terry," he announced. Then, noticing the young man just extricating himself from Harley's embrace, he added without missing a beat, "Shall I notify Mrs. Fries that an extra place setting will be required?"

"I, uh, think that'd be a good idea, yeah," said Terry. Before he could go on, Bruce wrested himself entirely free, straightened the sleeves of his sweater in (given his appearance) a comically grown-up manner, and then stepped around Terry so Alfred could see him plainly.

"Hello, Alfred," he said.

Everyone in BatCo knew and cherished Alfred Pennyworth's unflappability. No matter the circumstances, the man was never put off his stride by any eventuality. Even a pitched battle with the synthoid soldiers of General X on the grounds of Wayne Manor itself had elicited from him only a bland, "Mind the glass, sir," in the aftermath. As much as they loved and valued him for it, though, each one of them had long secretly harbored a wish to see his veneer crack just a little, just once.

Now they all got their wish, for at the sight of Bruce - a sight he, alone among them, recognized instantly, for had he not been here the first time Bruce Wayne was ten years old? - he froze for a moment, eyes going wide, struck absolutely speechless.

And then - just like that - the moment passed, his composure returned, and he said as calmly as if Bruce had just returned from a trip downtown, "Welcome home, Master Bruce."

Friday, January 13, 2412
Titans Tower
Pérez Island, New Avalon

"This is a mistake," Bruce Wayne said flatly. "I shouldn't have come here."

"It'll be great," Tim Drake reassured him. "You're gonna love it."

"I don't love things," Bruce growled, as much as a man in a ten-year-old's body can growl.

Tim sighed. "Bruce, you know we had to do it this way. If you'd stayed on Kane's, you and Steph would have killed each other by now."

Bruce snorted. "She's welcome to try."

Tim rolled his eyes. "Oh, don't be such a baby."

Bruce glanced at him sharply, then smiled ever so slightly. "Touché."

"C'mon," said Tim, "we're up," and then he led the way through the door and into the Titans' main briefing room. His appearance - and that of the unfamiliar boy in the brightly colored costume with him - quieted the chattering murmur of his teammates in a moment.

"Everybody, I want you to meet a friend of mine from New Gotham," he said, putting a hand on Bruce's shoulder. "He'll be working with me and/or Dick here in town for a while. I know we don't usually do the secret-identity thing here in the Tower," he added, "but for right now, he'd prefer it if you just call him Robin."

Rose (the Ravager) Wilson put up a hand. "I have a question!" she said brightly.

Tim hesitated, as he always did when Rose had a question, but as always, he couldn't quite bring himself to just ignore her. "... Yes, Rose."

Looking straight at the new Robin, Rose asked, "Is he really the original Batman, mysteriously de-aged with weird science for some nefarious purpose and now on the run from the villains responsible?"

Both Robins stared at her in dumbfounded silence for a couple of seconds. Her one visible eye widened in amazement. "Get out," she cried as all the other Titans' jaws dropped around the table. "I totally thought I was joking! That is James Bond intuition!" Breaking into an impromptu sort of "butter churn" end-zone dance, she chanted, "Go Rosie! It's my birthday!"

Tim and Bruce looked at each other.

"This was such a mistake," Bruce said.

"It'll be fine," Tim replied, then added with a small grin, "Also, incoming."

"WhaURK," said Bruce as - entirely flummoxed by the situation and, for obvious reasons, not completely on form lately anyway - he was unwontedly blindsided by one of his new teammates and, for the second time in a month, subjected to an unsolicited hug.

"Welcome, formerly old Batman!" Starfire declared, squeezing him soundly. "Since Timothy has evidently forgiven you for your shabby treatment of him when last we met, I shall as well. Let no one say that Queen Koriand'r the First of Tamaran clings to unnecessary grudges!"

As he had in the Cave, Bruce considered several different ways of escaping, but discarded them all - in this case, either as unworkable vs. Koriand'r's alien strength or certain to cause too much of a scene, not that she wasn't doing a fairly good job of that last part all by herself. Instead he just tried to fend her off as best he could, which wasn't terribly effective, and managed to grate out a deadpan, "... I'm so pleased."

Batgirl leaned toward Raven and murmured, "Wow. Who knew Batman was Boy Raven in the fifth grade?"

"Shut up," Raven muttered back.

Tim leaned against the wall, arms folded, and watched the scene with undisguised glee. He had mostly forgiven Bruce, and the poor guy did have enough on his plate without Tim piling on just to get him back for messing everything up with his grumpy old control-freak ways back in the day... but that didn't mean he couldn't stand back and enjoy the moment.

By the time Kori turned him loose, Bruce found himself surrounded by most of the other Titans as well, crowding in to exclaim about the amazing circumstances that had brought him among them and profess themselves pleased (or, in Elise Thawne's case, "totes stoked") to be working with him.

"This is gonna own," Rose declared. "Wait'll I tell Uncle Jay who I'm teaming up with this weekend. He'll go mental-er. Is that a word?"

"No," said Batgirl. "And please don't do that."

"Awww... oh, fine," Rose relented as Cassie gave her the Look. "Still gonna own, though," she added with a grin.

Bruce turned and looked out of the crowd at Tim, who still stood watching with a broad grin.

"You're enjoying this, Drake," he said accusingly.

"You bet I am," Tim said. "But mostly because I think you will too, once you get over being angry at everything and realize what a chance you've been given." Then, putting on his mask, he gestured to the briefing room's full-height windows and the city beyond.

"What do you say, sport?" Red Robin said, clapping Robin on the shoulder. "Getting dark out there. Let's go fight some crime."

Bruce tried to maintain his scowl, but found it impossible in the face of the Titans' welcome, Red Robin's grin, and the prospect of punching some bad guys. He smiled.

"Now you're talking," he said.

"Renew" - a Future Imperfect Mini-Story by Benjamin D. Hutchins with Chris Pinard, Geoff Depew, and Philip J. Moyer
special to the Eyrie Productions Discussion Forum
© 2012 Eyrie Productions, Unlimited


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  RE: FI: Renew Droken Apr-27-12 1
  RE: FI: Renew mdg1 Apr-27-12 2
     RE: FI: Renew Prince Charon Apr-29-12 33
  RE: FI: Renew Mister Fnord Apr-27-12 3
     RE: FI: Renew mdg1 Apr-27-12 4
         RE: FI: Renew Mister Fnord Apr-27-12 5
     RE: FI: Renew Gryphonadmin Apr-27-12 6
         RE: FI: Renew McFortner Apr-28-12 31
  RE: FI: Renew Zox Apr-27-12 7
     RE: FI: Renew Gryphonadmin Apr-27-12 9
     RE: FI: Renew Gryphonadmin Apr-27-12 11
         RE: FI: Renew Matrix Dragon Apr-28-12 15
  RE: FI: Renew Matrix Dragon Apr-27-12 8
     RE: FI: Renew mdg1 Apr-27-12 10
         RE: FI: Renew Gryphonadmin Apr-27-12 12
             RE: FI: Renew BlackAeronaut Apr-28-12 17
                 RE: FI: Renew Gryphonadmin May-08-12 43
                     RE: FI: Renew BZArcher May-08-12 44
                     RE: FI: Renew Droken May-09-12 45
                     RE: FI: Renew BlackAeronaut May-09-12 46
                     RE: FI: Renew mdg1 May-09-12 48
                         RE: FI: Renew Gryphonadmin May-10-12 51
                             RE: FI: Renew mdg1 May-10-12 52
                             RE: FI: Renew Offsides May-18-12 66
                     RE: FI: Renew DaPatman89 May-09-12 49
                     RE: FI: Renew The Traitor May-10-12 50
             RE: FI: Renew mdg1 Apr-28-12 20
                 RE: FI: Renew Gryphonadmin Apr-28-12 28
                     RE: FI: Renew mdg1 Apr-28-12 30
             RE: FI: Renew twipper May-08-12 42
                 RE: FI: Renew BlackAeronaut May-09-12 47
  RE: FI: Renew Pasha Apr-27-12 13
     RE: FI: Renew Gryphonadmin Apr-28-12 14
         RE: FI: Renew BZArcher Apr-28-12 16
         RE: FI: Renew BlackAeronaut Apr-28-12 18
             RE: FI: Renew The Traitor Apr-28-12 19
             RE: FI: Renew Barricade Apr-29-12 32
         RE: FI: Renew mdg1 Apr-28-12 22
         RE: FI: Renew Pasha Apr-28-12 26
     RE: FI: Renew mdg1 Apr-28-12 21
         RE: FI: Renew Pasha Apr-28-12 23
             RE: FI: Renew mdg1 Apr-28-12 24
             RE: FI: Renew Gryphonadmin Apr-28-12 25
                 RE: FI: Renew Pasha Apr-28-12 27
                     RE: FI: Renew Gryphonadmin Apr-28-12 29
                         RE: FI: Renew Prince Charon Apr-29-12 34
                             RE: FI: Renew Mephronmoderator May-03-12 36
                                 RE: FI: Renew BobSchroeck May-06-12 39
                                     RE: FI: Renew mdg1 May-07-12 41
                                         RE: FI: Renew BobSchroeck May-13-12 53
                                             RE: FI: Renew Star Ranger4 May-14-12 54
                                             RE: FI: Renew mdg1 May-14-12 55
                                 RE: FI: Renew Offsides May-07-12 40
  RE: FI: Renew WengFook May-03-12 35
     RE: FI: Renew Droken May-03-12 37
         RE: FI: Renew Pasha May-03-12 38
             RE: FI: Renew Croaker May-14-12 56
                 RE: FI: Renew Gryphonadmin May-14-12 57
                     RE: FI: Renew Mephronmoderator May-14-12 58
                         RE: FI: Renew The Traitor May-15-12 60
                     RE: FI: Renew Pasha May-14-12 59
                         RE: FI: Renew Matrix Dragon May-15-12 61
                             RE: FI: Renew StClair May-15-12 62
  RE: FI: Renew VA_Wanderer May-16-12 63
     RE: FI: Renew mdg1 May-16-12 64
         RE: FI: Renew The Traitor May-17-12 65
  RE: FI: Renew Proginoskes May-10-13 68
     RE: FI: Renew Gryphonadmin May-10-13 69
         RE: FI: Renew Nathan May-11-13 70

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Droken
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1. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   Oh you GLORIOUS bastard! I hope I don't really need that spleen, thank you very much! Seriously though, that was beyond the level of beautiful, -very- well played sir.

And I can't wait to see where Kori's advancement to the throne comes in, that was a nice little bit right there.

-Droken

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   My god... you actually found a way to use Damian's good qualities without the whole "psychopathic assassin" bit.

I am in awe.

Mario


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33. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   Same. Brilliantly done, that it is. :grins madly:

“They planned their campaigns just as you might make a splendid piece of harness. It looks very well; and answers very well; until it gets broken; and then you are done for. Now I made my campaigns of ropes. If anything went wrong, I tied a knot; and went on.”
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   Oh, Bruce. Bruce, Bruce, Bruce... most retired heroes have the good sense to fade into myth, but you couldn't let it alone. And now look at you, you're the world's angriest ten-year-old. Let this be a lesson of some sort.

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   Or Klarion.

Mario


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   >Or Klarion.

The Witch-Boy (DUN DUN DUN)? Yeah, I could see it.

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6. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >Oh, Bruce. Bruce, Bruce, Bruce... most retired heroes
>have the good sense to fade into myth, but you couldn't let it alone.

In fairness, it wasn't really his call. More on this later.

>And now look at you, you're the world's angriest ten-year-old.

In further fairness, it's not the first time. :)

--G.
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31. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >In fairness, it wasn't really his call. More on this later.

Fell into a Lazarus Pit and had problems getting back out in time?

-McF
Decided to do the -G thing for giggles and grins....

Michael C. Fortner
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There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload".


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7. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   Oh, this is excellent. I can only imagine Ur-Batman Gryphon's reaction when he found out who Red Robin's new sidekick was... :)

Also, Queen Koriand'r? Is the backstory similar to the animated episode (where she did indeed leave someone else in charge and stayed with the Titans), or a different sequence of events altogether?

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9. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >Also, Queen Koriand'r? Is the backstory similar to the animated
>episode (where she did indeed leave someone else in charge and stayed
>with the Titans), or a different sequence of events altogether?

The events leading to it didn't go down the way they did on the cartoon, but there's a similarity in that there's someone else handling the day-to-day on Tamaran in the aftermath. Her younger brother Ryand'r governs as prince regent for most of the year; Kori returns for a few weeks each fall to see to things, preside at the ceremonial opening of parliament, all that kind of stuff. (Hence Raven's remark to Gryphon in Fulcrum of Fate #1: "I'm on my way to Tamaran with Kori. We'll be back... when we get back.")

I hope to provide a fuller accounting in time.

--G.
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11. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >Also, Queen Koriand'r?

Oh, which reminds me: I didn't find a way of mentioning it here that wouldn't have come across as blatant exposition (a recurring and significant problem in a non-pictorial medium), but it's worth bearing in mind that by the time we see them here and in segments like "Herding Cats", the original Titans are all young adults. In particular, when we see her here, Kori is twenty-one - and, as such, er, doesn't look exactly like she did when first introduced, at fifteen, in "Convergence".

Now, don't get me wrong here, 'cause this is the verge of a dangerous road I'm stepping on here, but: She wouldn't wear that outfit or nail either of those dudes, but in terms of strict character design - independent of wardrobe or behavior - the version currently to be seen in Red Hood & the Outlaws is pretty much what we have there. Much to Bruce's consternation. I mean, getting hugged by Harley was weird, but at least she's not six-foot-four.

Or, to put it more succinctly, grown-up UF Kori isn't bad, she's just drawn that way. :)

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15. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >Or, to put it more succinctly, grown-up UF Kori

Is all grown up now, and yowza? As I recall, Comic-Kori used to work as a model, so it's well established she has very good genetics :)

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   ... Well, I've stopped getting DC books anyway, this is clearly my new canon.

Bravo sirs, I am utterly destroyed with laughter.

Matrix Dragon, J. Random Nutter


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   UF has become my preferred canon for DC AND Marvel characters.

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12. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >UF has become my preferred canon for DC AND Marvel characters.

Well! No pressure there. :)

Six years ago this happened one night. Since then I... haven't really changed my mind that much, except I might replace Bendis with Mark Millar as my opponent in the steel cage fight. Bendis has had his moments. Millar... hasn't.

I stand behind everything I said about Tony Stark, though.

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17. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >He will go door-to-door warning his neighbors that he's the
>World's Greatest Human Lovin' Machine.

... God, G, you need to do an audio recording of that whole effing schpiel, in your most dramatic voice possible. It will have me laughing so sprockin' hard that my diaphragm will cease and I will be on my back with my arms and legs in the air twitching spasmodically like a bug in distress.


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43. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >>He will go door-to-door warning his neighbors that he's the
>>World's Greatest Human Lovin' Machine.

>
>... God, G, you need to do an audio recording of that whole effing
>schpiel, in your most dramatic voice possible.

Live to serve.

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44. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   I'm SORELY tempted to clip "You do not FUCK with El Hombre De Hierro." and make it into a ringtone for something completely inappropriate.

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45. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   Reconnected with an old friend, setting up a new computer, saw Avengers in 3D, and now this? Thank you for topping off a -fantastic- day.

-Droken

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46. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >>>He will go door-to-door warning his neighbors that he's the
>>>World's Greatest Human Lovin' Machine.

>>
>>... God, G, you need to do an audio recording of that whole effing
>>schpiel, in your most dramatic voice possible.
>
>Live to serve.

mommy... help... my sides... they hurt...


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48. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   Love the tone of voice. Sort of Orson Welles meets Spider Jerusalem.

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51. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >Love the tone of voice. Sort of Orson Welles meets Spider Jerusalem.

I think I was at least subconsciously going for Welles with a bit of the late Don LaFontaine ("In a world...") and some of the delivery, if not the timbre (I don't have the requisite raspy overtone) of Ashton Smith, who narrated the first few seasons of National Geographic's Seconds from Disaster and has been turning up on a lot of action movie trailers since LaFontaine died.

I thought about doing it all in my Johnny-Depp-as-Hunter-S.-Thompson from Manhunt, but the darker, slower style seemed to fit better. :)

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52. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >>Love the tone of voice. Sort of Orson Welles meets Spider Jerusalem.
>
>I think I was at least subconsciously going for Welles with a bit of
>the late Don LaFontaine ("In a world...") and some of the
>delivery, if not the timbre (I don't have the requisite raspy
>overtone) of Ashton Smith, who narrated the first few seasons of
>National Geographic's Seconds from Disaster and has been
>turning up on a lot of action movie trailers since LaFontaine died.
>
>I thought about doing it all in my
>Johnny-Depp-as-Hunter-S.-Thompson from Manhunt, but the darker,
>slower style seemed to fit better. :)

As the aforementioned Mr. Jerusalem is not drastically unlike Hunter, I think a little Thompson (in particular, the Hombre de Fierro line and the closer) may have slipped in anyway. :)

Mario


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66. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   Brilliant! Just brilliant!

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49. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   So glad I wasn't drinking anything while I listened to that. I don't think my laptop would have survived if I was.

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50. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >>>He will go door-to-door warning his neighbors that he's the
>>>World's Greatest Human Lovin' Machine.

>>
>>... God, G, you need to do an audio recording of that whole effing
>>schpiel, in your most dramatic voice possible.
>
>Live to serve.

I know it's late posting here, but my laptop suffered a UBISOFT* moment. One day I'll learn... one day...

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20. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >>UF has become my preferred canon for DC AND Marvel characters.
>
>Well! No pressure there. :)
>

Just keep writing people actually:

A) Being heroic, and
B) Winning (most of the time)

and we'll be fine. My tolerance for unlikeable sods who get at best Pyrrhic victories has waned considerably over the years.

Oh, and I find it personally gratifying that you've had more "supervillain" characters either redeem themselves or be heroes from the beginning than either of the Big Two. I particularly liked what you did with Heat Wave and Captain Cold.

Mario


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28. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >Oh, and I find it personally gratifying that you've had more
>"supervillain" characters either redeem themselves or be heroes from
>the beginning than either of the Big Two. I particularly liked
>what you did with Heat Wave and Captain Cold.

Geoff's idea, those two, devised when I put Wally on the roster for Last Transport. And a good one, too - I've always had a little bit of a soft spot for Captain Cold since his cameo appearance as the guy Mark Shaw's been hired to punch out in the first issue of the '80s Manhunter series. ("Did you know Captain Cold is a Cubs fan? It's true!")

In fairness, such things are frequently attempted in mainstream comics. The problem generally is that the next writer to come along turns out to have always preferred the villain turned around by his predecessor as a villain, and turns him back. Sometimes that even happens to characters who weren't villains, but used the same "brand" - I mean, Phil Urich's Green Goblin was a hero from Day 1 and they still turned him into the new Hobgoblin.

(I will admit, the scene in which Phil becomes the new Hobgoblin is pretty hilarious, but still, that kind of generally ticks me off. I liked Heroic Green Goblin and his mother of all uphill PR battles. :)

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30. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   Yeah, I liked Phil too. Oh well.

The problem, I sometimes think, is that we have a generation of comic-book writers who want to write their favorite characters. Normally, this isn't a problem, but in many cases, they want to write the characters *as they were written when they were kids*.

So we get a lot of characters reverting to older portrayals, whether it makes sense or not. Feh.

Of course, over at DC Comics, we have an entire universe rebooted so that Harras, Lee, & Johns can write the characters the way they "should" be written... full of character flaws and drama.

I'll stick with the UF, thanks.

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42. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   I read that when it was posted. And I still remember having to clean the coffee off my monitor...

Brian


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   >I read that when it was posted. And I still remember having to clean
>the coffee off my monitor...

make sure you ain't drinking anything when you hear the audio version. :)


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13. "RE: FI: Renew"
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>the Bat Cave's tree sported a hood-ornament-like sculpture of Man-Bat,
>in a dynamic flying pose with wings outspread, his eyes the tiny
>bright points of red LEDs. He had a Santa hat on his head and a large
>sack marked TOYS slung over one massively muscled shoulder.

This is adorable, and I want one.

>wasn't dressed the way Terry had at 10, though; he looked like a
>miniature commando, all ripstop synsilk, chunky boots, and one
>of those black sweaters with the elbow patches.

..I didn't know they made those in Ten Year Old size...

>Next to him, Lena put a hand on his shoulder, leaned toward him, and
>said quietly, "Terry. Look at his eyes."

This has got to be so insanely weird for her right now.

>"Uh, no, Matt's twenty-seven," said Terry. "And he lives on
>Yocha. Anyway," he added wryly, "you two've known each other a lot
>longer than I've known either of you."

And has brown hair.

>"I, uh, think that'd be a good idea, yeah," said Terry. Before he
>could go on, Bruce wrested himself entirely free, straightened the
>sleeves of his sweater in (given his appearance) a comically grown-up
>manner, and then stepped around Terry so Alfred could see him plainly.
>
>"Hello, Alfred," he said.

Awwwwwwwwww

>"Welcome home, Master Bruce."

Again, Awwwwwwwwwww

>Friday, January 13, 2412
>Titans Tower
>Pérez Island, New Avalon

Oh, please tell me..

>"C'mon," said Tim, "we're up," and then he led the way through the
>door and into the Titan's main briefing room. His appearance - and
>that of the unfamiliar boy in the brightly colored costume with him -
>quieted the chattering murmur of his teammates in a moment.
>
>"Everybody, I want you to meet a friend of mine from New Gotham," he
>said, putting a hand on Bruce's shoulder. "He'll be working with me
>and/or Dick here in town for a while. I know we don't usually do the
>secret-identity thing here in the Tower," he added, "but for right
>now, he'd prefer it if you just call him Robin."

You did it! Yes!

>Looking straight at the new Robin, Rose asked, "Is he really the
>original Batman, mysteriously de-aged with weird science for some
>nefarious purpose and now on the run from the villains responsible?"

Yay weird psionic powers!

>"WhaURK," said Bruce as - entirely flummoxed by the situation and, for
>obvious reasons, not completely on form lately anyway - he was
>unwontedly blindsided by one of his new teammates and, for the second
>time in a month, subjected to an unsolicited hug.

Oh, come on, you know he liked it. Ten year old body or not, he's still a grown man, and she's a spathic woman...

>Batgirl leaned toward Raven and murmured, "Wow. Who knew
>Batman was Boy Raven in the fifth grade?
"

My first thought, too!

>"What do you say, sport?" Red Robin said, clapping Robin on the
>shoulder. "Getting dark out there. Let's go fight some crime."

Tim has got to be LOVING this.

Also, please tell me that someone called Dick. Or, really even better, didn't and they're about to drop in on him, and we get to 'see' that reaction.

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14. "RE: FI: Renew"
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>>one of those black sweaters with the elbow patches.
>
>..I didn't know they made those in Ten Year Old size...

It's part of a "Commando Force Major Action" Halloween costume. Catalog number 434-29. Quite a big seller.

>>Next to him, Lena put a hand on his shoulder, leaned toward him, and
>>said quietly, "Terry. Look at his eyes."
>
>This has got to be so insanely weird for her right now.

I know, right? Although not as weird as it'll be for her mother if she finds out.

>>Looking straight at the new Robin, Rose asked, "Is he really the
>>original Batman, mysteriously de-aged with weird science for some
>>nefarious purpose and now on the run from the villains responsible?"
>
>Yay weird psionic powers!

That's not usually how Rosie's weird psionic powers work, so it is entirely possible - albeit admittedly not that likely - that she really did, as she believes, just happen to score a perfect hit with a wild-ass guess she didn't even think was right herself. :)

>>"What do you say, sport?" Red Robin said, clapping Robin on the
>>shoulder. "Getting dark out there. Let's go fight some crime."
>
>Tim has got to be LOVING this.

You think? :)

>Also, please tell me that someone called Dick. Or, really even
>better, didn't and they're about to drop in on him, and we get to
>'see' that reaction.

Wait for it...

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16. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >>Also, please tell me that someone called Dick. Or, really even
>>better, didn't and they're about to drop in on him, and we get to
>>'see' that reaction.

>Wait for it...

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18. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >>>Next to him, Lena put a hand on his shoulder, leaned toward him, and
>>>said quietly, "Terry. Look at his eyes."
>>
>>This has got to be so insanely weird for her right now.
>
>I know, right? Although not as weird as it'll be for her mother if
>she finds out.

oh GOD.

I had this mental imagery of an equally chibified Selena stepping out in a black leotard but same sweater, all kinds of pissed off looking, saying words to the effect that it's all Bruce's fault that they're like this and that she can't believe that she's gotta go through puberty AGAIN!


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   "I recall it treated you kindly."

"Yeah. Eventually."

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32. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >oh GOD.
>
>I had this mental imagery of an equally chibified Selena stepping out
>in a black leotard but same sweater, all kinds of pissed off looking,
>saying words to the effect that it's all Bruce's fault that they're
>like this and that she can't believe that she's gotta go through
>puberty AGAIN!
>
>

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I'd damn near pay money (if it was allowed) in order to see that.
At least a tank of gas' worth (which I admit I'd probably need, considering I'd be laughing so hard I'd need to fund a friend to drive me to the hospital to get oxygen, but it'd be worth it to give up the $$$).

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22. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >>Also, please tell me that someone called Dick. Or, really even
>>better, didn't and they're about to drop in on him, and we get to
>>'see' that reaction.
>
>Wait for it...

Somehow, I expect Jason to show up with a bag of popcorn...

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26. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >>This has got to be so insanely weird for her right now.
>
>I know, right? Although not as weird as it'll be for her mother if
>she finds out.

So, Selena is still alive then!

>>Also, please tell me that someone called Dick. Or, really even
>>better, didn't and they're about to drop in on him, and we get to
>>'see' that reaction.
>
>Wait for it...

Bastard. I hate waiting.

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   Bonus points for "spathic". :)

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   >Bonus points for "spathic". :)

Oddly, I rarely use it, except on this board. I dunno, maybe Gryph's New England Puritanical Ways are rubbing off on me or something.

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   Still counts. :D

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   >In real life, I'd have just gone with "fantastic rack"

If you were really doing it up Puritan style, "fantastick Racke", surely.

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27. "RE: FI: Renew"
In response to message #25
 
   >>In real life, I'd have just gone with "fantastic rack"
>
>If you were really doing it up Puritan style, "fantastick Racke",
>surely.

Well, the point being that in real life, I'm the product of two hippies from California. I'm just bowing to your (perceived) sense of morality. :)

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29. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >>>In real life, I'd have just gone with "fantastic rack"
>>
>>If you were really doing it up Puritan style, "fantastick Racke",
>>surely.
>
>Well, the point being that in real life, I'm the product of two
>hippies from California. I'm just bowing to your (perceived) sense of
>morality. :)

Oh, well, the use of "spathic" has more to do with wordplay than prudery. It is, after all, actually a technical term from geology. :)

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34. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   :looks it up:

spath·ic
adj.
Having good cleavage. Used of minerals.

:snickers:

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36. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   I remember using it, and Bob Schroeck once pointed out a previous usage in a Spider Robinson story, which I probably read, filed the line, and then forgot consciously about.

It is, I feel, an excellent transportation of the word.

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39. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >I remember using it, and Bob Schroeck once pointed out a previous
>usage in a Spider Robinson story

Indeed. "The Traveling Salesman", IIRC, the Josie Bauer/Al Phee Callahan's story.

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41. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   I will assume you know the gag behind those character names. :)

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53. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >I will assume you know the gag behind those character names. :)

But of course. You can't finish the story without having both explained to you, however elliptically.

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54. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >>I will assume you know the gag behind those character names. :)
>
>But of course. You can't finish the story without having both
>explained to you, however elliptically.
>
I got the traveling salesman part but somehow who Josie's dad was completely slipped past me in the past.


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55. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   http://translate.google.com/#de|en|Bauer :)

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40. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   IIRC, this forum was the first place I heard the word, though I later found that several friends in SCA circles used it a lot too. I think it's a great choice of word - it makes the description obvious without being in-your-face about it, plus it improves the reader's vocabulary :)

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35. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   After all the hate G has for Damian I was honestly convinced up to the reveal that this was his turn to undergo the standard EPU treatment where they turn characters we hate into human and sympathetic people.

That said, really really well played indeed. :D

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37. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   I have to admit, that was also my thought for a few seconds at first given the previous forum discussions (I honestly don't have that much exposure to the greater comic book world, so most of these characters I'm meeting for the first time, as it were), but with how vehement G was about Damian, I then figured probably not. :)

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38. "RE: FI: Renew"
In response to message #37
 
   >I have to admit, that was also my thought for a few seconds at first
>given the previous forum discussions (I honestly don't have that much
>exposure to the greater comic book world, so most of these characters
>I'm meeting for the first time, as it were), but with how vehement G
>was about Damian, I then figured probably not. :)

Well, he basically is. Except for, you know...naming him Bruce. :)


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56. "RE: FI: Renew"
In response to message #38
 
   >>I have to admit, that was also my thought for a few seconds at first
>>given the previous forum discussions (I honestly don't have that much
>>exposure to the greater comic book world, so most of these characters
>>I'm meeting for the first time, as it were), but with how vehement G
>>was about Damian, I then figured probably not. :)
>
>Well, he basically is. Except for, you know...naming him Bruce. :)

Now I'm tempted -- silly as the idea probably is -- to challenge him to do something with Kyubey. Or maybe Akio Ohtori, altho he's pretty firmly in the villain camp right now.

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57. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   (Yes, I know this first bit is double-quoteback. I can't be arsed to make two separate posts, so, Croaker, be advised that I'm not talking to you at first.)

>>Well, he basically is. Except for, you know...naming him Bruce. :)

Uh... yeah. I tell you what, if you think there isn't a measurable difference between Evil Robin and a de-aged Old Man Wayne, I don't think I can help you.

>Now I'm tempted -- silly as the idea probably is -- to challenge him
>to do something with Kyubey.

Was he the evil cube on Rubik: The Amazing Cube?*

Or maybe Akio Ohtori, altho he's pretty
>firmly in the villain camp right now.

Some characters are not retrievable, even to me...

--G.
* I'm joking, of course; there was no evil cube on Rubik: The Amazing Cube. Although there should've been.
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58. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >>Now I'm tempted -- silly as the idea probably is -- to challenge him
>>to do something with Kyubey.
>
>Was he the evil cube on Rubik: The Amazing Cube?*

No. Character from a series I could probably bet money on you hating and not lose. I don't think you need to know much more than this: the character named is basically a Faustian bargainer taking advantage of naive young girls and it's entirely possible that Akio as he now stands might find him to be sufficiently loathsome as to not want him around.

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60. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   LAST EDITED ON May-15-12 AT 07:45 AM (EDT)
 
How much of that would be to do with a) that he's (as far as I can tell) doing it for good reasons, what with the whole preventing the death of the universe through entropy thing, and b) because he looks slightly more annoying than frigging Calumon?

Yeah, I'm willing to bet the latter's the reason for it.

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59. "RE: FI: Renew"
In response to message #57
 
   >(Yes, I know this first bit is double-quoteback. I can't be arsed to
>make two separate posts, so, Croaker, be advised that I'm not talking
>to you at first.)
>
>>>Well, he basically is. Except for, you know...naming him Bruce. :)
>
>Uh... yeah. I tell you what, if you think there isn't a measurable
>difference between Evil Robin and a de-aged Old Man Wayne, I don't
>think I can help you.

No, it's more that you get to use the character of "pissed off Robin who actually is better at all the physical and technical parts of being Robin then any of the other Robins (and possibly Batmen) ever were, but needs a reorientation on the why" but with a different backstory so that he can actually lighten the fuck up.

It was a comment aimed for a quick laugh, not a serious discussion.

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61. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >No, it's more that you get to use the character of "pissed off Robin
>who actually is better at all the physical and technical parts of
>being Robin then any of the other Robins (and possibly Batmen) ever
>were, but needs a reorientation on the why" but with a different
>backstory so that he can actually lighten the fuck up.

I was rereading the first Batgirl trade earlier and saw the scene where Steph tries to explain to Damien that not everyone is in the hero business out of some need for vengeance, and that's not a bad thing. (And him utterly failing to get it) Her doing that scene with mini!Bruce would be even more awesome, and hilarious. Not to mention the school field trip later on.

"...Bruce has no idea how to have fun..."

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62. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   The first time around at least, Bruce realizing that he was actually having fun was grounds for a quick apology to his parents.


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63. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say Bruce managed to fall* into a Lazarus Pit somewhere and end up rolling a natural 20 on the rejuvenation effect.

*Being Bruce, he clearly planned for it. He ALWAYS plans for it.


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64. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say Bruce managed to fall* into
>a Lazarus Pit somewhere and end up rolling a natural 20 on the
>rejuvenation effect.
>
>*Being Bruce, he clearly planned for it. He ALWAYS plans for it.

"Hnh. Regressed to age 10. Computer, execute plan 17923/10."

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65. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   "17923/10, Sir? Inform the legal team that Damian's been sniffing the seats on women's exercise bicycles again?"

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68. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   > Rose (the Ravager) Wilson
I read this and can't help but imagine her dressed up as Rosie the Riveter.


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69. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   >> Rose (the Ravager) Wilson
>I read this and can't help but imagine her dressed up as Rosie the
>Riveter.

Our version would probably do that. Or at least strike the pose. Rosie is a great fan of striking a pose.

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70. "RE: FI: Renew"
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   Ladies with an attitude
Fellows that were in the mood
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it

Vogue!


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