>The... the logistics of trying to take a flying fuck at a rolling >doughnut (as well as the fact that I'm actually thinking about said >logistics) have me snickering. It would require a lot of practice. >Probably very uncomfortable practice.
... and I am punchy enough to imagine a non-work-safe QWOP/Surgeon Simulator 2013-style Flash game in which the goal is, in fact, to take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.
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