"Hey, you guys have -got- to see this."
Inside a large crate, packed in straw, was a slab of obviously
ancient sandstone. Clearly visible in the center of the stone was the
imprint of a large, three-toed, reptilian foot. Just off to one side
was another imprint, clearly that of a running shoe.
"I'd love to know the story behind this one."

I'm glad to know someone on the Internet besides me read the Tom Swift/Hardy Boys cross-over. Glad to know, in an odd unnerving sense, that Tom Swift is some-what EPU canon too.

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