EXT. DAY Random race track. JEREMY, JAMES, & RICHARD are chatting about the three modern-ish cars they've brought along when a white coated PRODUCER shows up with a golden challenge envelope.

JEREMY opens the envelope and pulls out the note with a long-suffering look.

JEREMY
(Reading the note aloud)
Now that you have had a chance to become familiar with your chosen vehicles, it's time to see how fast they can go 'round a track. And that means turning them over to our tame racing driver. Some say he likes to start his morning with a warm cup of napalm, and that he's recently been banned from the Earth Kingdom for crimes involving cabbages. All we know is, he's not the Stig, but he is the Stig's fire-bending cousin!

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CdrMike, Overwatch Reject