The second video included in that article (the one that isn't the press conference) is epic. You shouldn't watch in polite company, though. Or at least wear headphones.

I asked my father, who worked as an engineer in a paper mill (not this one) for 40-odd years, for his thoughts on the matter. Key takeaway:

"I would have had to come home for fresh pants!"

--G.
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