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Star Ranger4
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Oct-23-01, 10:41 PM (EDT) |
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"IF Weird Al lived in the UF Universe...."
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Well, I think the title says it all. You see, I was listening to the second track on "Running with Scissors", and suddenly my brain skipped a track and I started hearing THIS: My Baby's in love with Mega-Zoner... (Appologies to everyone, specially poor Al...) Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more ever since she saw his poster at the WDF store She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy She thinks he's so dysfunctional and Generation x-y She likes his brooding angst and his wild eyed stare Yeah, he's her very favorite Admiral Multi-millionare Well my baby's in love with Mega-Zoner She'll all crazy about that Mega-Zoner Once she was mine but now I'd better forget her 'Cause my baby's in love with Mega-Zoner Now every time I see him, well, he looks so grim I guess it must really suck to be famous like him What a pain in the butt to have so much success Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press But my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor Like he's some tortured genious and I'm some kind of wiener Well, my baby's in love with Mega-Zoner She's got a thing for that Mega-Zoner Tell me what what he can do that I can't do better? Now I said my baby's in love with-- I said, I said, I said, my baby's in love with a Mega-Zoner Head over heels for that Mega-Zoner I can't believe it, now she's knitting him a Sweater, yeah, my baby's in love with Mega-Zoner I knew we were heading for disaster when she caught me hanging out at the Ticketmaster Now she's got and unrequisited adoration for the frustrated, agitated, designated alienated, spokesman for the dissafected Wedge generation. Well, I don't wear Doc Martens and I don't wear Flannel and I don't boycott the music video channel And I just can't compete with all that money and fame but I know two can play at this kind of game Yeah, lets just see how jealous She'll get when I start stalking Kei Morgan-ette Well my baby's in love with Mega-Zoner she'll all crazy about this Mega-Zoner Once she was mine but now I'd better just forget her cause my baby's in love with -- I said, I said, I said, my baby's in love with Mega-Zoner why'd she have to fall for that Mega-Zoner? If she want's to leave me, I guess I'd better let her cause my baby's in love with Mega-Zoner! Yes, I know that post twilight Zoner has lost the Angst... but there were still a lot of years before that... ^_^;
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Vaughn doesn't know I exist. I guess this explains why the rest of reality keeps ignoring me as well. >_< Of COURSE you wernt expecting it! No One expects the FANNISH INQUISITION! RCW# 86 |
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Matrix Dragon
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Oct-23-01, 11:05 PM (EDT) |
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1. "RE: IF Weird Al lived in the UF Universe...."
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>My Baby's in love with Mega-Zoner... Bastard. <Shatter> I have to admit though, it's a good song. Now I'm gonna have to find where I left my Weird Al songs. I remember first seeing the new Zoner in Christmas Rose. Having last seen him in the middle of an angst-fest, it was quite a shock. He's happy, he's a smart-ass, he's actually joking around. He's not busy blaming himself for something! Matrix Dragon Matrix Dragon, J. Random Nutter |
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Star Ranger4
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Oct-24-01, 01:52 AM (EDT) |
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2. "RE: IF Weird Al lived in the UF Universe...."
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>>My Baby's in love with Mega-Zoner... > >Bastard. > ><Shatter> >Thank you... I'll be here all week. Try the veal. ^_^ ___________________
Vaughn doesn't know I exist. I guess this explains why the rest of reality keeps ignoring me as well. >_< Of COURSE you wernt expecting it! No One expects the FANNISH INQUISITION! RCW# 86 |
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Star Ranger4
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Oct-25-01, 00:51 AM (EDT) |
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9. "RE: IF Weird Al lived in the UF Universe...."
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>>Thank you... I'll be here all week. Try the veal. ^_^ > >Hey, that's my line. > >-- Bob Schroeck >(Pronounced "Shrek". Seriously.) So your big, grean and have a nasty ear wax problem??? ___________________ Vaughn doesn't know I exist. I guess this explains why the rest of reality keeps ignoring me as well. >_< Of COURSE you wernt expecting it! No One expects the FANNISH INQUISITION! RCW# 86 |
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Dreamshadow
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Oct-24-01, 06:54 AM (EDT) |
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3. "RE: IF Weird Al lived in the UF Universe...."
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Wah! This would be your rewrite of the Eddie Vedder song then? Please don't twist my brain into a donut like that. It hurts!Tom 'Dreamshadow' Tjarks ------------------------ "There are no answers, only cross references." |
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BobSchroeck
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Oct-24-01, 08:08 AM (EDT) |
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5. "RE: IF Weird Al lived in the UF Universe...."
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>My Baby's in love with Mega-Zoner... And while I'm thinking on this subject... It's All About the Veritechs, Baby... -- Bob --------------- Please to remember Eleven September -- Hijack, destruction and plot. Our outraged reaction To terrorist action Should never be forgot. -- Bob ------------------- My race is pacifist and does not believe in war. We kill only out of personal spite. |
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BobSchroeck
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Oct-24-01, 01:07 PM (EDT) |
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8. "RE: IF Weird Al lived in the UF Universe...."
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>o/~ A long long time ago, >in an anime far away... >Worchester was under an attack...o/~ I was thinking of that, too, but nothing came to mind easily. Two comments: One, before Gryphon says it, there's no H in Worcester; and two, it needs to scan better either way... So bye-bye, Gryph and Megazone guy... -- Bob --------------- Please to remember Eleven September -- Hijack, destruction and plot. Our outraged reaction To terrorist action Should never be forgot. -- Bob ------------------- My race is pacifist and does not believe in war. We kill only out of personal spite. |
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Offsides
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Oct-25-01, 02:31 AM (EDT) |
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10. "RE: IF Weird Al lived in the UF Universe...."
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>>o/~ A long long time ago, >>in an anime far away... >>Worchester was under an attack...o/~ > >I was thinking of that, too, but nothing came to mind easily. > >Two comments: One, before Gryphon says it, there's no H in Worcester; >and two, it needs to scan better either way... > Actually, as long as you mis-pronounce Worcester, it works. Remember, Worcester is pronounced woo-ster (with the woo as in wood or woof, not woo-hoo :)Offsides #include <bostonian.h> #91;...#93; in order to be a realist you must believe in miracles. -- David Ben Gurion EPU RCW #pi; #include <stdsig.h> |
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Laudre
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Oct-25-01, 02:49 AM (EDT) |
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11. "RE: IF Weird Al lived in the UF Universe...."
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>>>o/~ A long long time ago, >>>in an anime far away... >>>Worchester was under an attack...o/~ >> >>I was thinking of that, too, but nothing came to mind easily. >> >>Two comments: One, before Gryphon says it, there's no H in Worcester; >>and two, it needs to scan better either way... >> >Actually, as long as you mis-pronounce Worcester, it works. Remember, >Worcester is pronounced woo-ster (with the woo as in wood or woof, not >woo-hoo :) Actually, if you're from the area, it's woo-stah. People from Massachussetts -- and this gets truer as you get closer to Boston -- seem to think "r" is pronounced "ah." -- Sean -- http://www.thebrokenlink.org The Broken Link 4.0 is live! "All tribal myths are true, for a given value of 'true'." -- Terry Pratchett Follow my random thoughts Follow my creative process |
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dbrandon
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Oct-25-01, 10:22 AM (EDT) |
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12. "RE: IF Weird Al lived in the UF Universe...."
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>>>>o/~ A long long time ago, >>>>in an anime far away... >>>>Worchester was under an attack...o/~ >>> >>>I was thinking of that, too, but nothing came to mind easily. >>> >>>Two comments: One, before Gryphon says it, there's no H in Worcester; >>>and two, it needs to scan better either way... >>> >>Actually, as long as you mis-pronounce Worcester, it works. Remember, >>Worcester is pronounced woo-ster (with the woo as in wood or woof, not >>woo-hoo :) > >Actually, if you're from the area, it's woo-stah. People from >Massachussetts -- and this gets truer as you get closer to Boston -- >seem to think "r" is pronounced "ah." > >-- Sean -- Yeah, yeah. As soon as I posted it I said, "that's not right, is it?" Anyway, Weird Al used "Naboo" there, so the 2 syllable Woostah is good enough. All right, how about one for Redneck? "And all the Wedgies say He's pretty fly (for a Jedi)" And if you don't like that, I'll have to post the version of The Weird Al Show Theme that was stuck in my head all last night... Dan Brandon ---- .sig on order from .Sigs-R-Us |
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Star Ranger4
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Oct-26-01, 01:28 AM (EDT) |
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15. "RE: IF Weird Al lived in the UF Universe...."
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>>Actually, if you're from the area, it's woo-stah. People from >>Massachussetts -- and this gets truer as you get closer to Boston -- >>seem to think "r" is pronounced "ah." > >Yeah, yeah. As soon as I posted it I said, "that's not right, is it?" > Anyway, Weird Al used "Naboo" there, so the 2 syllable Woostah is >good enough. > I don't think it would work... its just not as easily re-parsed, Woostah or not.>All right, how about one for Redneck? > >"And all the Wedgies say >He's pretty fly (for a Jedi)" > Now THAT works... ya gonna work up the rest of it?? >And if you don't like that, I'll have to post the version of The Weird >Al Show Theme that was stuck in my head all last night... > Do and I'll sic the Narn Bat squad on ya.... Though I'd be willing to bet that it winds up being something from Freespacers TV. ___________________
Vaughn doesn't know I exist. I guess this explains why the rest of reality keeps ignoring me as well. >_< Of COURSE you wernt expecting it! No One expects the FANNISH INQUISITION! RCW# 86 |
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Ebony
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Oct-26-01, 07:20 PM (EDT) |
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21. "RE: IF Weird Al lived in the UF Universe...."
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>The Boston accent drops "r"s like crazy. Remember: "Why'dya pahk ya >cah so fah from the bah?" Massachusetts supplements its tax revenue >by selling all the unused "r"s to Scotland, where they go thrrrough >them like wrrrrapping paperrrr... > > --rR My co-worker, a former Worcester-ite (Worcesterian?), informs me that they end up at the end of "idear." I believe that they are also transplanted down here to Texas where they end up in "Warshington" and "warsh." As in, "I'm gonna warsh the car." Ebony the Black Dragon aka Draco Draconis Ebenium known to the MLA as Aaron F. Johnson, Senior Editor, Living Room Games http://www.lrgames.com |
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Blob
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Oct-24-01, 12:06 PM (EDT) |
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7. "RE: IF Weird Al lived in the UF Universe...."
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>>My Baby's in love with Mega-Zoner... > >And while I'm thinking on this subject... > >It's All About the Veritechs, Baby... Boomer Paradise Pretty Ship For A Wedgie ---------------- And the winner is... THE HYPNOTOAD! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! |
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bparanial
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Oct-25-01, 09:19 PM (EDT) |
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14. "RE: IF Weird Al lived in the UF Universe...."
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>>>My Baby's in love with Mega-Zoner... >> >>And while I'm thinking on this subject... >> >>It's All About the Veritechs, Baby... > > Boomer Paradise > Pretty Ship For A Wedgie The night Kei went crazy. The night that she went insane Thought Gryph had just tried to kill her Something most defintely snapped in her brain. Brad. "I know he is here, NOW YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE"
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Blob
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Oct-26-01, 11:56 AM (EDT) |
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17. "RE: IF Weird Al lived in the UF Universe...."
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>>>>My Baby's in love with Mega-Zoner... >>> >>>And while I'm thinking on this subject... >>> >>>It's All About the Veritechs, Baby... >> >> Boomer Paradise >> Pretty Ship (For A Wedgie) > >The night Kei went crazy. >The night that she went insane >Thought Gryph had just tried to kill her >Something most defintely snapped in her brain. Another one rides the Son ---------------- And the winner is... THE HYPNOTOAD! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! |
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Ardaniel
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Oct-26-01, 02:39 PM (EDT) |
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20. "RE: IF Weird Al lived in the UF Universe...."
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>We been spendin most our lives >Living in this Wedgie Paradise ...wow, did THAT give me the wrong mental image. :) Ard Sumhenner Ronin Research, Sacramento, CA
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Rod_H
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Oct-30-01, 09:13 AM (EDT) |
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22. "RE: IF Weird Al lived in the UF Universe...."
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>>>My Baby's in love with Mega-Zoner... >> >>And while I'm thinking on this subject... >> >>It's All About the Veritechs, Baby... > > Boomer Paradise > Pretty Ship For A Wedgie Like A Boomer Saionji's Grill Gweep Hard Autobot City --Rod.H who's only experiance of Werid Al has been on community radio & ABC's Triple J/Rage. |
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